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I had my first NSV today. My fiance and I made love, and I was in a position that, was, well, doggy-style. He said "wow! I can really tell you've lost weight when you're in this position!"

So, at least from one angle, I can tell this is working :(

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DH is down to 200, and his goal is 185. I tell ya what...that inch per 35 pounds is just about right. He has gone from 250 to 200 (quickly too. i hate him for that.) and he has grown some definitely! Plus, as I lose there is less cushion and, boy howdy, sex is like being with a completely different person!! I told him when he gets to goal he will have to shave his beard off, then I can pretend I am having a fling! LOL :)

I noticed when we were out of town recently sex wasn't as dadblasted tiring as it used to be....and I think I actually said something like. Hey that was good, we should do that more often. LOL But then we came home and the kids, the dog and I have all taken our turn at being sick....but hey we should really do THAT more often.

It'll be even nicer when I loose more weight, maybe I can keep up with my "marathon" man then. Am I the only women I know that has wished her man was more into "quickies" lol.

Melissa

Am I the only women I know that has wished her man was more into "quickies" lol.

Melissa

Nope, I feel that way sometimes too. DH and I work different schedules (me: regular 9 to 5, him 4pm to 2am) and he wakes me up for some action when he gets home. Sometimes I just want him to get in and get out so I can go back to sleep, but then... it gets just too damn good I don't want him to stop!

God no you are not the only one!! My DH doesn't know the meaning of "quickie" and thinks the longer it takes, the better it is. And I mean the man would go for 4 or 5 hours if I let him. I love him to death, and se is awesome, but after about an hour, I am tired. Maybe as I lose I will be able to keep up as well.

Amy

Oh, quickies. I soooo wish he was into quickies. A man can be too darn considerate and attentive at times. He'd get it a lot more often if it didnt require me to stay away for an hour and a half. Ten minutes and then sleep, now I'd be up for that nearly every single night.

No sir, every time it has to be the full on thing, it must be earthmoving for me, blah de blah. Sometimes you just want to bonk, you know?

Jacqui, I tell DH about that, and he agrees, we go for it, and he takes an hour. I ask after "I thought you were going to be quick! What happened?" His response...

"I know that once you started you would want to go as long as me."

Just slightly conceited... LOL

Amy

I so totally agree, we would defiently have it more often if it wasn't an hour long commitment at least. Not that I don't enjoy it, but I can't do that day in and day out. Now a quickie here and there, that would be great. My neighbor used to call up and ask if I could watch the kids for 30 minutes cause her and her husband needed to go over finances. LOL Who can do finances in 30 minutes! LOL

HA HA HA HA!!!!! I read the Celing Fan Comment and and a former patient of mine came to mind. I was working in a pediatric office and a three month old baby came in with both parents. Dad had a bandage on his head. During the conversation I asked him what happend to his head. His wife BUSTED UP laughing. and said for me to ask for the full story.

SOOO, naturally I did. Dad turned about 8 shaded of red and then protested but finally told me. The couple was ROLE PLAYING. mom was naked and hand cuffed to the bed. (one hand on each top corner poster of the bed) Dad was playing a hero with a cape. (he was wearing a towel safety pinned around his neck and goggles over his eyes and nothing else) He thought it would be cool to stand on the top of the dresser and jump onto the bed to RESCUE his captured love. Well, (I am about to pee my pants laughing already) DAD forgot that the CEILING fan was on. He jumped off the dresser, Hit his head on the celing fan, which caused about a 5 inch laceration on the forehead and knocked himself out cold. So, here is dad laying naked with a cape and goggles and a bleeding cut passed out on naked, cuffed -to- the- bed- mom. :omg: ( HA HA HA HA HA HA HA )

Mom can't get dad to respond so she starts SCREAMING for HELP:help: at the top of her lungs. Fortnuately, one of the neighbors hears her and calls 911. the Firefighters break open the locked front door and rush to thier bedroom to see this scene. The first responder on the scene was a fireman who was laughing so hard he actually sat on the floor next to the bed. :faint: luckly right behind him was a paramedic who didnt laugh AS hard, he was still able to help dad out. But they couldnt find the keys to the cuffs. So the rescuers had to wait for the COPS to get there to unlock the cuffs pinning mom to the bed. Yes they were nice enought to cover naked mom with a blanket. :) Mom said the most fun part was hearing other nurses and docs in the ER re telling the story to each other as they waited for dad to be stitched up.

I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time. And when I saw THE INCREDIVLES where the Edna says "NO CAPES!" I just think about that couple and I think yeah DAD no capes!!!!

Okay, I'm going to tell a great NSV that relates to this thread and one that I thought I would never share in a forum such as this.

Here goes, many of you have been discussing the Dog style position, which by the way is my favorite. The ultimate though is Dog Style with me standing and at the side of the bed with DW on the bed. To pull this off you need to be in relativley good shape so if you can go for a while before the legs give out you are doing well.

Finally it is quite a work out especially if you consider vines stat of 1 inch for evey 35 pounds. Eventually after significant weight loss it will also become a nice walk (3 steps forward 3 steps back)

The other day because of the height of the bed at the hotel we were ate I was able to do it all on my tip toes. Try that for a significant period of time. Not a bad NSV at all

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