BethFromVA

Only if he looks like McDreamy.

Yes, yes he does. More Quiet Riot than Billy Ray Cyrus.

Freeze-dried elephant sperm. Seriously. It'll be rather lumpy in a gelatenous way at first, but you'll get used to it.

Throw in a possum and you've got a deal.

Okay, your husband's a NURSE? How... nice.

Then you should be just fine. Keep up the good work. :confused:

Yes. You definitely lack what it takes. No... hell no... and if I knew the, I sure as HELL wouldn't give 'em to you.

Yeah, friend her... she's cool... :confused:

Well, we had this ONE guttersnipe, but she got banned. Hehehe, banded THEN banned.

Male or female? Omg, I could have SO much fun with that...

Uh, are you walking?

Beauty sleep? Yeah, need more than most. Wait... :confused:

Yanno, lookin' at your pic, I think you WOULD be the one person it won't work for. Sucks to be you.

I think so long as you do clear liquids -- vodka, everclear, that sort of thing -- you're fine.

Yeah, I TALK a good game, but... I think you need to talk to KC. She's queen ho around here these days.

Probably not a bad idea. The 80's called and they want his hairstyle back anyway.

Well, I thought tequila doesn't give you the problems that beer does. Though frankly I hafta say, I've skipped alcoholism and decided to go right to drug addiction. Why bother with the empty calories, right?

Oh, darlin', it's NEVER too late to start drinking!! :confused:

I thought everybody wanted to DO you. BE you? Eh, I dunno. I like (and need) my beauty sleep. :confused:

You're welcome. :confused:

Well, you weren't quite cool enough for the first-run invites, but good thing you were close to the front door for the second run. I guess our bouncer Guido let you in?

Me too. I could use more... help.

You're so sure?? I got him when I was 12 and he was 7. So there.

Yes.. yes... yes... no... doubtful... and definitely.

That's not all. She's kinda trampy. However, a bunch of us live vicariously through her.