BethFromVA

How boring...

Oooh, you tricky li'l monkey, you!

Glutinous sloth of whoring walrus? 'SCUZE ME? I will have you know that I am NOT a glutinous sloth of whoring walrus! I am a gluttonous skank of donkey dicks and DAMN PROUD OF IT, you... you... guttersnipe!

There's an erm johnson thread? Great, NOW you done it. ANOTHER thread I have to go check out and... critique.

What are they doing, wearing them like those penis rings that turns them purple before they turn black and fall off? Uh, I mean, that's what I've heard...

Swallowing live goldfish at frat parties again? You tramp...

No wine is right. I'm drinking two-week outdated milk. It's makin' me kinda dizzy and I feel like I might pass ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Hmmm.... Well, the last one was easy since I did just that. And found the lasagna thread. And posted.

OMG, DON'T EAT SUSHI!! The raw fish has still got enough nerve jump in it to wrap around the band and choke you to death!!! I swear I just heard about it!!!

This info also goes for those of you who are choosing to listen to your "BFFs" instead of your doctors. Seriously, people, wth?

Okay, I thought this was a joke, but apparently not. Did your doctor tell you WHY you would be on liquids, or did s/he just leave you to your own devices? The reason is because you want your stomach churning as little as possible right now so your stitches can heal and your band doesn't slip -- now or possibly not until later in the future. Even liquefying solids will cause your stomach to churn much more than simply doing straight liquids because of the digestion process. Your stomach has to digest next to nothing on TRUE liquids, but there is a digestion process involved when you do what you did, which gets the stomach churning like a washing machine. That could slip your band! Now, if you didn't know, that's one thing, and I blame your doctor. But if you did and just HAD to have that lasagna, then by all means, keep doing what you're doing. You may not slip it today or this week or even this month. Oftentimes people go many months before it happens, but it could be traced back to how you handled your post-op care.

Holy cow, I found that thread. Ought to direct here here. She'd be better off with the info in this thread than pureeing her lasagna THREE days out! Wow...

Been there, done that. Got caught by the cops AND all 12 of the kids. What's your point?

ARRRRGHHHH *splat* We always WERE the red-headed stepchildren, weren't we?

You're kidding, right?

I believe you... :smile2: People are nuts-o.

Okay, my neighbor's best friend's cousin's husband's dental hygienist just told said neighbor that if I go horseback riding after getting banded, I could bounce so hard that I cough it back up again. Said it could ALSO happen if my hubby and I do it doggy style and get... er... rowdy. Any thoughts?

Shee-it, I can one-up ya... cake batter, baby.

I don't know about you, but my work is NEVER finished until I've insulted and offended every single person on this site. PG said God said it is my destiny. She has his red-line number, yanno.

Thank you, thank you very much! Good grief...

Makes me want to start an "I hate..." thread. Oh wait, that became our PJTP thread! lol

Yeah, I'm bored... what can I say? Fanny's gonna whip my, er, fanny though! :smile2:

What til she gets to the donkey show...

NOR do they have to reply.

HEY! YOU spell stuff like "capitalisation" with an "s" and not a "z"! What do you YOU know? *she said tongue in cheek then ducks for her ever-lovin' life*