BethFromVA

I'm just sayin', if you're so above it, then be above it.

So... why are you getting involved? :w00t:

I know, isn't that something? :w00t:

Band, I was telling the OP WHY it's bad to puree lasagna -- how it can HURT her. Her peanut gallery crowd are the ones nodding and saying it's okay, and I'm saying why it's NOT. Show me one person on this site that is not carrying emotional weight and I'll call that person a liar. Yes, we're all in the same boat, but it's apparent that either the OP didn't know WHY liquids are so necessary this soon after surgery OR she doesn't care. What worries me is the latter -- AND those who agree with here -- and the damage they might do to others who stumble across this site for the same help you are here for. They read that, think, "Hey, I guess it's okay cuz THEY'RE doing it," with no voice of reason saying WHY it's not okay. Now... if they are the type that would rather walk down the railroad tracks and not be shouted at saying, "Don't do that, there's a TRAIN coming!" because, hey, the person "shouting" sounds mean, then so be it. I won't waste my breath.

Apparently telling people not to liquify lasagna three days post-op and WHY it's bad news is evil and bitchy. I hope their band slips. :w00t: So obviously I meet the beotch criteria.

Hehe, honey, I'm guessing they didn't show you the chart. You know, the chart? Like a pyramid eye chart? You were up top.

PJTP and TOTAL scale victory: I have bobbled up and down for THREE MONTHS now, never getting below 228.5. :w00t: This morning -- 227.5! :sneaky:

I suggest something slinky, hot, and maybe just a wee bit slutty. Let 'em talk about something different. :w00t:

Yes, y'all, support Patty. Do whatever you want. Liquify chickens for all I care. Slip your bands. No skin off my nose. :w00t: But maybe SOMEBODY who is intelligent and cares about what they've done will read this and learn something. It's apparent that I'm talking to the peanut gallery here with some of you. You know SOOOO much, don't you? lol

Oh gawd, my tax dollars are going to go for that now, aren't they? Well, I suppose it's to get our butts ready for the government reaming they are trying to send our way.

Ooooh, I have one! :w00t:

I DEFINITELY see a trend. And it was probabaly relatively safe until it got to that last one. :w00t:

I keep asking for pict-- er, proof! HELLO? Put your meat where your mouth i..... uh..... :w00t:

Then HOW did I end up with your vibrating butt plug, hmmm?? :w00t:

Hehehe, you smarmy guy, you! :w00t:

How do you know we haven't already... er, right.

You know I can't answer that. This IS a family site, after all.

Sperm. Or you could just puree your meat and sip it through a straw.

Yuh-huh... :w00t:

Uh, YEAH! Gawd, some of you people are SOOOO stoopid...

Should we forewarn them about the donkeys?

"Scanning" your liquor cabinet again, I see. Then it's off to work, no? :w00t:

I don't believe you. :w00t:

Meaning what? Way To instead of What The?

It's Fanny's ride. She rides in it whilst doing the back-handed wavey thing.