BethFromVA

Heartfire went from saying "rat's ass" to "goodness gracious" and I about blew water out my nose. Don't know why... :w00t:

Did... did I... did I cause... SHRINKAGE? :sneaky: I was just here to root these nice young men on, give them a hearty HOO-RAH for their new-found inner Studley Man-ness. Cuz let's face it, girls, WE can't get away with saying our va-jay-jays got bigger after we lost weight and make it sound like a GOOD thing... :w00t:

HAHAHAHAHA!!! And I seriously bet you're right! How many guys READ that thread and are pulling out the rulers? HAHAHA!!! :w00t:

HH, you naughty boy. :w00t: Remember, I was there that weekend with you, sipping banana daiquiris and wrestling with you and that chimp in the pool filled with Jell-O. Nine hundred pounds? REALLY? :sneaky:

Yes, please -- before and after pics. For research, of course. :w00t:

No, you're that other dwarf, Dopey.

They have meds for what ails you. Smile. :w00t:

*SNORKLE* :w00t:

Okay, lady, for the LAST time -- swiping my credit card through your cleavage or butt crack does NOT make you a PayPal accepter!

I'm heading for the erm johnson thread.

Ya got me there...

Oh, they dared. Yup... Unleash Fanny.

HOLY COW, Fanny, IS THAT YOURS??

Mod? MOD??? We need a clean-up in aisle 3!

Would it cause that "odd swelling" again?

No, hon, YOUR purse is the one with the perpetual hum. And Fanny says "whilst"... *snicker*

Yes, but I have an endless supply of antibiotics for... oh, wait. You were talking about... Never mind. :smile2:

Okay, wait. Plain's a queen and I know EXACTLY what he has in his purse. He has an autographed photo of Tim Curry from Rocky Horror (in full drag, of course, duh), a squirt gun, tickets to a roller derby from 1988, and a Barbie doll sans head but with some VERY peculiar markings and scratches in the pubic area.

I know, right? He looks better than I ever will. Damn him.

Gawd, I hope so, cuz that before pic is... wow...

Yes. Before my vulval liftectomy, I looked like this (similar to Monkey's ailment as noted here): Now I look like this: I LOVE MY BAND!!!

Is that why you're gonna need that vagina lift when you go in for PS? Please do us all a favor and don't wear a bathing suit until you take care of that thing, k?

Yeah, I'm not getting much air. I'm feeling kinda dizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yes, you can. By the way, how large is your sphincter and anus? I'm looking for a good mule, and you just might do.

*SNORK*