BethFromVA

Not only is it not bad, there's a trick to it -- lace it with Drain-O. An experience you will NOT forget.

Yeah, but they don't get into the whole donkey thing, and I really have to know. I have a "show" tomorrow night. Besides, are we talking a Tiajuana or Mexicali donkey? I'm sure there's a difference.

Why yes. Yes, I am. :scared2:

Uh... nothing? :scared2:

Dear Legal Team: Do as I do and drink your dinner and you'll be fine. Plus there is always that added benefit of catching a buzz. Try it. You might like it. Ms. Hag

Oh THANK GOD! Okay, then what about my live donkey show? Any worries there of him getting "stuck" in my band?

Though now I have a new question: Should I use a large Anna Nicole Smith-sized dill to push the food down instead of my fingers? They're better tasting, and hey, I can eat more. What do you think? Will my band be safe? I mean, I'd like to use my boyfriend's.... well, you know... but I was afraid he'd get chicken stuck in the hole.

Hey, hey, HEY, this is a PC-free zone.

Wait, you want me to eat FLUFFY? He's my most beloved pet and part-time lover! :scared2:

Or Weird Al's "Eat It," with the chicken strips (well, and little boys) involved. :scared2:

By the way, I'm combining a few strange threads we've seen around here into a collage of sorts. Yes, I'm bored. :scared2:

MOJITOS!! :scared2:

Yeah, him AND LaToya -- considering they were one and the same. He mistook Bubbles the Chimp as one of his young "conquests" and Bubbles was havin' none of that. Killed him with an egg beater.

When you nibble on little boys, are you still considered a vegitarian?

Omg, fried of course! I didn't know there was any other type. KFC, extra crispy, jumbo size. I can't believe it went down. Well, it didn't at first... it kept coming up to the back of my throat, but I was able to use my fingers and shove it down.

Okay, done -- post-op thread. :scared2:

Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

I'm thinking about starting one just cuz I'm bored.

Sorry, Donna, but he's like running rings around you. I wouldn't call for that. Though there IS a slight entertainment value involved... :scared2:

SHHHHHHHH!! Now EVERYbody is gonna want in! :tt1: lol

FANTASTIC, KAT!!!! :scared2:

Booo... :tt1: Kick somebody in the shin and make 'em bleed. :scared2:

Are your barnyard podunk thugs back?

BJean, then how do you explain all the liberals who are against it? I've seen TONS.

I say take it to a vote. From the looks of things, it would fail miserably -- as it should. The stuff I'm seeing hand hearing shows that people on BOTH sides realize it for what it is -- a power grab that will lessen the care we ALL get. Heck, you ought to see the results just on FaceBook! Talk about a cross-section of people (in other words, not politically influenced) and it is nearly 80 percent AGAINST, along with some very heated debating (most of them being naysayers, of course). People aren't being duped by this, and the uprising is a WELCOME change. I see that there will be a democrat town hall in a neighboring town later this month, and assuming I'm going to be in town, I plan on going, camera in hand.