Jump to content
×
Are you looking for the BariatricPal Store? Go now!

mini_me

LAP-BAND Patients
  • Content Count

    1,364
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Blog Comments posted by mini_me


  1. Here I sit, 12 midnight. It is Saturday night, sunday morning. I will be banded on Monday!! I cannot believe it has actually arrived! I am going to do clear liquids tomorrow. My sister in law took some pics of my booty today...LOL...she is crazy. She had to put it on extra wide angle view. i will have to post them for before/after...lol.

    Anyone reading, wish me luck. I am really starting to get butterflies.


  2. So last night my dream starts out with my trying to make arrangements for a babysitter. Don't really know why, but I can tell my friends are different, don't know why.:mad:

    So the dream progresses, we get rid of the kids. My friends leave the house. That is when I catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror(a dream mirror of course).:D

    I put on my new lingerie, my first real lingerie, that won't double for a fishing net.:kiss2:

    :shade:DH looks really happy...the rest is x-rated.


  3. :clap2: yyyiiiiiiiiiiipppppieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee, I am scheduled for March 13, that is a Monday. I am sure it will be a beautiful, sunny day.

    And here is what I will do from now until the pre-op diet starts...

    hungry.gif eat each large meal like it is the last

    dance.gif do the happy dance

    target.gif jump like a maniac

    usa2.gif recite the pledge of allegiance

    yawn.gif kiss my husband, who is providing the funds

    typing.gif get on lapbandtalk.com and tell all of my new friends.

    blah.gif talk about it to my husband until he reaches the brink of insanity.

    pray2.gif say a prayer to thank God amen.gif

    angel.gif

    pizza.gif order some pizza, thick crust

    camera.gif BEFORE PICS.....FUN!!!!!!!!!!

    photo.gif NOW, SMILE BIG...

    photo.gif AND A SIDEVIEW....

    photo.gif AND LETS SEE THAT HONKY TONK BOODONKADUNK! OH, YEAH, Sister! That's some junk if I ever saw...

    phone.gif call my friends and tell them

    blabla.gif talk to myself in the mirror

    spit.gifpractice drinking so much water that i puke

    hail.gif Dr. Spivak, i am not worthy!!

    first.gif I have the best doctor

    rofl.gif WoooooOOOooooo HoooOOOOooOOOOoooooo!

    popcorn.gif go to the movies and eat popcorn, one last time

    fencing.gifponder taking up fencing

    couch2.gif daydream about a thin me

    cheeky.gif smile for no apparent reason

    nod.gif still smiling

    humble.gif This is what it is like when the world loves me!

    couch2.gif daydream some more

    bathbaby.gif make note of the water displacement level in the bathtub, after i

    get in

    washing.gif i bet laundry is even fun when your thin

    llama.gif maybe i will take up llama-backriding

    bowl.gif wwwoooOOOooooOOOhooOOOoooOOOOoooo

    cheer2.gif get my old size 5 cheerleading uniform out and imagine wearing

    it, on my waist, not my thigh.

    HAVE A PARTY!!!!!!!

    Banane08.gifBanane51.gifBanane07.gifbananajump.gifBanane09.gifBanane41.gifBanane52.gifbananapartyhat.gifBanane28.gifBanane17.gifBanane06.gifBanane27.gifBanane05.gifBanane57.gifBanane34.gifBanane45.gifBanane13.gifBanane25.gifBanane36.gifBanane13.gifBanane10.gifBanane21.gifBanane43.gifxena_banana.gifBanane54.gifBanane42.gifbananapowerslide.gif

    Banane56.gifBanane59.gifHUG,LOVE,SQUEEZE & KISS DH FOR PAYING $15KBanane59.gifBanane56.gif


  4. :funscale: "Baby, you know I really want to have this surgery."

    :fish2: "Yeah, but $15,000? I could get a boat with that much money."

    " :angry "

    *******Three months later****************************

    :cheer2: "Baby, you know I really want to have this surgery."

    :fish2: "Yeah, but $15,000? I could get--"

    :doh: "I know, a boat. But baby, I could get 20 extra years of life with that $15,000.... :hurt "

    *******************OK, a few months later*************

    :couch2: "Hey hon, I arranged reservations for a seminar for us to learn about the Lap-Band procedure."

    :fish2: "Really? When is it?"

    :couch2: "Saturday."

    :fish2: "Oh, I was going to go fishing."

    " "

    :juggle:

    :fish2: "I will go to the seminar, but I really worry about a surgery to make you lose weight."

    :tired "Will you be going with me, or do I need to ask my mom to go?"

    :ban: "Baby, I love you, and if this will make you happy, then of course I will go."

    **************After the seminar, before the fishing trip*********

    :yield: "WOW, that is really not what I expected. This procedure could really improve your life."

    :sleep "It would improve OUR LIVES!"

    :sleep "That's no lie! If the momma ain't happy, ain't noone happy."

    " :clap2: "

    **************After Christmas, before income tax refund********

    :Yawn: "I think I am going to make an appointment for a surgical consult. By my calculation, we should get about $10,000 back on income tax. We could swing this this year."

    :hat: "Well, let's look at it."

    " "

    :whoo:

    ************************Today, January 31, 2006***********

    :dance: "Hey, are you still going to the appointment with the doctor? It is friday at 12:30."

    :cool: "Yes, I am off work that day."

    hmm, he really is doing this. my hubby is the best...THE BEST I SAY!!

    hmm, wonder if i can break him off a little love tonite...

    :mad::D:D :D :D :D :D :Banane56: :D :Banane56: :D

PatchAid Vitamin Patches

×