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mi_illusion_st

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Everything posted by mi_illusion_st

  1. First off Congratulations on your new life ahead of you. Get a heating pad if you dont have one it helps with aches and with gas too. Go into surgery with the attitude that as soon as you can get up and walk that thats what you will do.GOOD LUCK!
  2. I dont know if you mean dream dreams(as in asleep) or how I dream I would look so I am writing on how I dream I would look. I am slim but curvy, healthy and tan with a great complexion that needs no makeup, my hair is thick and shiney and RED and extra extra long.MY boobs dont hang to my kneecaps but they arent too perky either, my butt is firm and I have a flat tummy.I am very active and can exersize without feeling like I am gonna die. I am on no medications either.I wear all the new fashionable clothes and look great in them.I am very intelligent and creative too. Thats all for now.
  3. If it were me I would ask for things like protein powder, a new food scale or stuff I need to help me that way, but thats me.Hope you get something you really like.
  4. ACK figures MY mind would be in the gutter.....too funny
  5. thanks! I figured I had to stick up for myself on this one.
  6. I have problems and have had them since pre band of Irritable Bowl Syndrome and my main problem with it is the runs. could you possibly have it too?
  7. I think this is more of a topic for the powder room....LMAO
  8. weight flucuates(sp) on a daily basis normally up to 5 yea 5 pounds, I wouldnt worry about it too much.
  9. me either, I miss chat!
  10. ok guess not Im bailin then have a great night if you come in here after I am gone.....toodles and POOOOOOOOOOOOF OUT
  11. hey rosey posey wtg on the 45
  12. hey Im bored and craving junk food and chat is down does anyoen wanna talk here?
  13. are you walking and taking gas x strips? I also used a heating pad and it helped me fart. also if your anti nausea meds arent working ask the doc if there is a different one or stronger one you can take
  14. hey nan I understand how frustrated you must be, I know today I really wanted to chat cause I was bored and craving junk foods. I hope they have it up and running soon so all of us old and new bandsters can chat again.
  15. next time someone calls you a cheat just say yeah I am a cheat Im cheating death!
  16. I could never forget you crimmy! PLEASE ALEX FIX CHAT I AM DYING WITHOUT IT.
  17. I use a neti pot and I love it, no more post nasal drip, less headaches and earaches too...dont know how they relate to each other tho...and I havent had a sinus infection since I started using it.
  18. any word on when chat will be back to running?
  19. yes I too am having problems entering chat I have the same problem you do, I have sent a email to LBT asking What is goin on.I also suggested a thread for current chat issues so we can know right away if something is going on and if they are working on it. Have a great day.
  20. When someone I loved told me lap band was cheating I told them yup its cheating death do you have a problem with that, now they dont make anymore negative comments.
  21. HA this worked for me maybe it will work for you too. On the home page for LBT log out then hit chat then log in on chat. yea its a long way around but hey it works no more jonesin for me..YAY
  22. Agrees that people who CAN access chat are lucky I am jonesing I havent been able to get in the last week. Hold a pillow next to your body when getting up or down that might help. I havent had that problem.

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