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highfunctioningfatman

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Everything posted by highfunctioningfatman

  1. That is a perfect start!
  2. I legit have my own version like this that I sang to my students before I left for surgery. They knew I was on liquids, and I joked about them being good, or I might eat one of them. This makes me laugh! Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G890A using the BariatricPal App So are you saying that you are a hot teacher???Not saying I'm hot, lol, but saying I'm a teacher who is super silly with her kids--totallySent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G890A using the BariatricPal App I was a school bus driver for awhile and I can tell you that teachers who are silly and enjoy their students are always attractive and it has nothing to do with physical attributes. I've met many beautiful, ugly people and I've met even more who are homely but extremely beautiful.
  3. Crematorium you say? Yep I've been there!
  4. I use photo bucket to host my images. I hate their pc version because of the ads but I like the mobile version. You bring up the pictures, click on the one you want and then click the share link at the bottom. From there click copy link to clipboard and it gives 4 options, the bottom one is "img" which is what works on forums. Paste the link into the text of your message and you are good to go!
  5. I legit have my own version like this that I sang to my students before I left for surgery. They knew I was on liquids, and I joked about them being good, or I might eat one of them. This makes me laugh! Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G890A using the BariatricPal App So are you saying that you are a hot teacher???
  6. My wife had to go in for brain surgery in April and I couldn't stay with her because my blood pressure spiked while I was sick. The Dr made me promise to take a blood pressure pill before leaving the pharmacy and call him in the morning to let him know that I was still alive. My blood pressure was 222/111. I couldn't get my blood pressure under 160/110 without meds afterwards. Now it is 110-120/80-85.
  7. When you butt is boney and your feet are cold!
  8. Nobody has mentioned it but my wife did extremely well on Nuvaring. That might be an option for you.
  9. I have to admit that I love seeing the look on someone's face when I park a dually where the don't think that I can. This was literally the only available parking space.
  10. I do buy and sell. I literally have owned just about everything from a classic mini cooper to a F-800 26' box truck. I do it out of necessity as well. Wages suck here so if you want to get ahead you have to do something about it. Wood working is definitely not my thing but I can't afford for someone else to build something for me so I will do it myself. Once we get a bit ahead again (darn medical bills!) I fully intend to add another 20' to my 20x20 garage.
  11. @@clc9 I can truly laugh because she cheated on me and several guys after me. She obviously isn't happy with her life and I have been happily married almost 9 years. I pity her actually.
  12. If I told you what I've paid for most of my vehicles you would be quite surprised. That 380k truck was $350. I have purchased 2 new vehicles and both were junk! My black dually is the most that I've paid in a long time, 9k in 2012 and we drove it back to Oregon. We bought it in Orlando.
  13. Close. It is an '09, and yes, passenger side low beam. The good news is, the low beam is on the top. Otherwise Mrs. LittleBill might be posting a picture of me stuck inside upside down with my legs waving around in the air! This thing is pushing 160,000 miles.Similar to this? One of my trucks has 380k. Yours is just getting broke in.
  14. I haven't seen my ex fiance in about 10 years. She used to always wear a size 7 to 8 pants and a medium top. She was actually pretty darn attractive. I ran into her sister at Walmart. I stopped and said hi to her sister and asked how she was doing. It turns out she was standing right next to her sister and was probably close to 300 pounds. Needless to say my ex yelled at me and called me lots of colorful names. She then stormed off into Walmart and her sister turned to me and said you look damn good. Boy am I glad I got rid of her! I could care less about her physical appearance but her lovely attitude certainly isn't missed!
  15. @@LittleBill Man do I know your pain! BTW is that a 2007 Chevy 1500? Also the passenger side low beam?
  16. I figured that I would come back here and update. I've been averaging 1100 calories, over 100 protein and upped my carbs to 70-75. My weight has stalled but I don't care, it will drop again. I've kicked my own ass working out and now I need someone to kick mine because I did what I tend to do, I went OVERKILL! My body is not happy with me at the moment. I'm forcing myself to not do anything but work until Monday (I'm on call). I'm sore in a good way except for my shoulders and right bicep. I've been working daily on different muscles and obviously I've been physical at work as well. Wednesday I worked my upper body pretty darn good and I felt awesome yesterday but I had to do a lot of lifting yesterday and that pushed my body harder. Live and learn. Thank you all for the help.
  17. Where do you go for check ups and blood work? Your general practicioner? Sent from my SM-G900V using the BariatricPal App Yes just my regular dr. I didn't tell my dr that I had it done either because I don't want it in my chart notes. None of their dang business.
  18. My insurance wouldn't pay so as far as I'm concerned it never happened. They don't need to know. I just go in for check ups and blood work and call it good.

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