highfunctioningfatman

Where I come from.... Those kind of footwear are referred to as *uck me heels.... Size 3?????? No. Surely hard to find. Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App Seriously- Try the Asian community shopping area nearest you.... Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App Screw me heels? Yeppers! The Chinese restaurant that we go to yells at my wife every time that we are there because Jeanna didn't have to work for her feet. I never would've guessed that in this day and age that Chinese women still bind their feet.

Good for you to want to go back to work! My sweetie is at that same stage. I've listed her as "hot housewife" on our taxes for the past 8 years. She has been looking hard since about June and it can be really tough. Best of luck to you!

I keep looking for a sexy strapy pair of heels for my sweetie but in our 8 years of marriage I haven't been able to find that. I'm guessing that is because they don't make sexy strapy heels in size 3 girls...

Just my experience here. I'm constantly changing my diet with different foods and fluids. I feel like my body doesn't know what to expect and I've had good success so far.

My worst so far is when I had bear sausage. Three small delicious bites slammed me HARD! It literally hurt to breathe for 45 minutes. I couldn't move from my seat.

I'm in a legal weed state as well. Why are you using Marijuana?

A little perspective here. In 6 weeks you have lost 29 pounds according to your stats on the left. You started at 247. You have lost 11% of your body weight and 28% of your weight to goal. In 6 weeks! Please explain why your upset?

Sure have. My wife got it and she is a klutz with very little balance. For her is was difficult at best and humorous for me to.watch. She was a bit upset when I was able to do it. I can't do it for long as I'm 5 weeks post op and it is tough on the still healing incisions.

On soft foods I had ahi tuna with wasabi and soy sauce. Your experience may be different from mine so take it easy. I'm a little over 5 weeks post op and I'm comfortable with any spices including a habanero sauce. I just add enough for flavor and don't bathe my food in it.

Yeppers! She went traditional on the cheese, it was swiss with black forest ham.

Personally I like the one on the right.

Currently 272 Goal 260

You could always run like you're being chased by a Tyrannosaurus Rex!

I asked my beautiful wife to make me chicken cordon bleu for dinner tonight and boy did she come through! I had an idea to use pulverized wasa crackers as breading and Greek yogurt and shrooms as the basis of a sauce. Damn good stuff!

Pfft... You say that to ALL the girls. Yeppers!

If you are thinking about me in your sleep I'll count that as a win!

I went by my dad's house and took a picture of this picture that is hanging on his refrigerator. Oh and the sign that I'm leaning on is in my garage. This could have been any random night not just Halloween.

Pretty common. Ask if they will accept an overnight oximetry instead. It is $40 out of pocket without insurance for most independent testing companies (instant diagnostic systems, virtuox) and although it won't establish an apnea hypopnea index it will show the correlation between your heart rate and your desaturations.

And yeah, I'm here for the pictures of the girls!

Never been a big Halloween guy. Usually I cheap out and do one of a couple of things. First I did a couple of big gulp cups on my head heald on with panty hose and I'd just terrorize local stores by running through them waving toilet paper (usually from their own bathroom). Then I upgraded to an Israeli gas mask, fingerless gloves and a red straw hat. I would drive through town looking for a family of four, preferably in a mini van or a station wagon. I'd pull up along side of them at a traffic light and see if they would turn off. If not at the next traffic light I would stare at them even as the light changed I'd stare at them and drive forward about the first 10.feet. If that didn't work this ALWAYS did, at the next light I would turn, stare and point at them. The light would go green and I'd shut off my headlights and pull in behind them. IMMEDIATE turn every single time! Also, I know that some of my stories seem like just that but when you live in a small town things are a bit different. I will leave you with this picture from last Halloween and yes, I'm driving around like this...

I use a variation of this. When I went back to work i just called all of us together because there were various rumors. I first I confirmed my penis reduction surgery and that explains why my pants are already loose. Then I told them that I had an alien baby in my stomach and there will be constant growling. I did slip in wls before mentioning that I was doing the Mexico Water diet to constantly flush EVERYTHING out of my body and that I would be loosing weight one toilet flush at a time. I have fun with it. Just tell them not to believe everything that they hear and give everyone a different bogus story.

Mandarin orange and black cherry Propel for me.

A lot of people have trouble with eggs. Try another protein. I found crab and shrimp to be what I needed.

Propel is all I drink. I still have a hard time with plain water. I like the mandarin orange and black cherry flavors the best. I normally used to love kiwi strawberry but it doesn't seem to be so great in the propel. The nice thing is zero calories, carbs and sugars.

Hubba hubba! I mean you look very nice!