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"Just" Paul

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Everything posted by "Just" Paul

  1. YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW! What a great accomplishment! It has gotta make you feel like a million dollars! Way to go! You rock!
  2. I've actually gotten several interesting emails from my last pics on our movie website. I guess getting hit on by Trekkies is better than nuthin! Just kiddin, love those Trekkies!
  3. Funny, We should start a thread for these types of stories. I'm sure there are many to share, and many more will occur. We DO NOT have to include mine though. One humiliation is enough:cry Neat idea?:huggie:
  4. Yep... It was a good story!:huggie: Now, I'll have to wait for... "The Telly gets hit on story"... Part 2 Kewl.
  5. Actually... No, can't lie... that's a pretty accurate description. Funny thing is, I am usually the LAST person to be at a loss for words. I wannna hear telly's story, gotta be good...
  6. I'm now down 150 since November. 371 to 221. Going for 189. 32 to go to goal.
  7. OK Telly, what's the rest of the story... It's gotta be better than my getting hit on and standing there like an idiot. Heck, anything is better than that. :phanvan
  8. You just LOVE attention!! Keep it up, and you'll get a LOT of it!
  9. Hey,... without a band, you're doing great! Without my band, I only went UP. You'll get there!
  10. heh heh... We both thought of Batman. Wonder why?:huggie:
  11. Crikeys Telly!!!?!?!?!:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: Holy Lapband, Batman! Amazing!! You'll be at goal in no time!
  12. Geez... And some folks said I was bad.:embarassed: Well, I can be, if asked nicely.:tea:
  13. Gotta disagree here. Have INDEED heard women comment on men in this way. It is a two way street, and womnen can be just as cruel as men. Sometimes more so, as they are very critical of each other.
  14. Sorry. Only have a 25' tape available.:heh: See. I told you guys lie. I really have a 50' tape measure I could use.
  15. I don't feel like a "Swashy". :cry
  16. I think that in millimeters it will sound more impressive. P
  17. Honestly... no. But maybe I'm lying. Then again, maybe not. But, maybe I'm lying about not lying. Then again, I might be lying about not lying about lying... Gads, I'm getting a headache. F' this... I'm gettin out a ruler. Ya want English or Metric?
  18. Swashy Catfish :faint:
  19. Like I said... Men LIE about it. Women wear it as a badge of honor. Hell we even lie when we DO have something done. :clap2: :clap2: At least I admit that men are lying, cheating, wanker-measurers.:heh: Hey, maybe I was lying about measureing mine?:bandit Makes ya wonder.
  20. I didn't like mine, and I'm not posting it. Yuck.
  21. OK... I was starting to feel picked on:faint: lol I guess that is why there is so much research in implants for women, and not for men. Women get them to change and enhance their appearance. We don't get implants, we just lie about how big stuff is! :heh:
  22. HEY...:yell: I never said i wasn't packin', I just said I couldn't tell you the square footage of space it occupies in my drawers. :humble: Don't imply nuthin', ladies. Geez. Try to be a gentleman, and they imply you've got a small wanker. :gossip: Tough crowd.:pound:
  23. Telly and Funny... you are both dogs.:bananapartyhat: Shame on you. :heh:
  24. Never saw the point to that. Once I started using it (on the rare occasion with a gfemale encounter) thay never expressed dismay or amazement, so I assumed it was pretty normal. It always seemed to function properly!
  25. I gotta ask, maybe I'm not a typical guy, but are there really guys out there who measure it? I mean, that's really weird. I haven' the foggiest what the dimensions are, I do know it looks different, but an actual comparison from documented logistics has not ever occurred. I dunno, seems pretty vain to take a ruler to your willy.

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