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LucieJ

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  1. Thanks for the replies Everyones been great
  2. Im soo sorry to hear about how bad they've been treating you, good luck with the refund But on another note id like to thank-you for putting this imformation up you really have opened my eyes to the hospital group, a lady rang me back to see weather i was ready to book my consoltation and i told them no because ive heard such bad things about the after care on the internet and alot of people have told me how bad they are so i had decided to go with another company- she seemed quite taken back! Thank you and good luck xXx
  3. HeHe! Me too Also found this- dontcha love google A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include: Fructose sugar Water Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., Vitamin C) Citric acid Enzymes Protein Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases) Zinc Woopwoo protein and Vitamin C :whoo: xXx
  4. Well im glad im not the only one who laughed when they first heard the question!:whoo: Thank-you I was just worrying cus no one really knows what its made up of, wouldnt want it helping towards erorsion or anything:embarassed: xXx
  5. Right without being dirty or rude or anything, im not here to cause trouble but my other half asked me a question the other day and we laughed about it but as time has gone on ive been thinking more and more about it and i think its something i really should know but could never ever ask a doctor/surgeon! Urmmm so here goes- Can you have oral sex with the band, and uno swallow:help: Yeah maybe this shouldnt be in the food part:rolleyes Sorry! but we'll its been bugging me:embarassed: :confused:xXx:confused:
  6. Oooo good luck Ann hpe it all goes well for you Got my consoltation with Healtier Weight Next tuesday- week today I cant wait to find out:whoo: xXx
  7. Thanks guys, pretty sure im going with healither weight, well deffo having my consoltation with them, want to hear both about having it here and abroad, but i think im sold allready Doing a liquid diet this week just to see if i can cope Thanks again xXx
  8. Oooo good luck in finding out :scared:
  9. Thanks for your replys guys :scared: Ive looked into BMI they look pretty good- couldnt find a price so thats good to know, another one i was looking at was HealthyWeight was quite impressed there aswell Again thank-you :fish:
  10. Hey im lucie, i live in bristol, waiting to have a band put in, just trying to find the right hospital to do it Im 18st 11lb and 5ft 9 and 18 years old
  11. Hey im lucy, im 18 years old and have struggled with my weight ever since i can rember i have followed every diet going and you probally all know the ending to this story, hence being here Anyhoos, i have pencilled in a consultant, costing £50 with The Hospital Group, they're calling me back tomorra to confirm and so i can pay (had to check with mum and dad before fully booking) Ive been hearing really bad things about the them and im wandering if ie made the right decision, does anybody have any suggestions of any other places i could look into surgery, i live in gloucester so looking for that area/bristol/cardiff/brummieland Thanks soooo much for your help and would just like to say all your experiances are making me more determined to go for this! xXx

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