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AppleSmith1226

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  1. well I am a army wife ... and you know what they say about us ... LOL FREAKS!!! I wanna jump my hubby everytime I see him ... can't wait til I am thin enough to literally jump on him. LOL right now it would be a "Norbit" scenario LOL (not really that fat being scarcastic LOL u get the pic) But I'll be banded on the 6th so I sure one of the Vets will answer you question.
  2. Fairy how did the swing work .... you didn't let us know?!?!?! You know we are all freaks too!! LOL! If you love I am definetely getting one!!!! Can't wait to have skinny sex LOL!
  3. Hey yall!!! I'm Apples y'all probably know of me by now LOL!! I am 20 yrs old I live in NJ currently originally from Mississippi but I have moved alot in my day LOL SC, GA (atlanta), MD, and not here. I am married I have been with hubby for 3 1/2 yrs... only been married for the half 6 months of marriage. He is an army man. I love his guts LOL! Eventhough sometimes I wanna kill him and bring him back to life but all and that's my baby!! I currently a Pharmacy Technician went to school for a yr for this trade also I am a psych major (I am currently taking a break from school right now alot has been going on and my hubby was stationed in TX so I am moving there like 2 months after surgery) I ultimately want to be a child psychologist so I will go back to school once I get to TX. No kids yet have to get myself healthy first so I will be a cute pregnant chick. I'm here to make friends and support. I am 20 yrs old now and I wanna start my new era off sexy and fit. i dont wanna be fat on my 21st birthday!!! It really hurts to excel in every other thing I have done in my life except this. My parents were tough on my I always had straight A's on school and miss smarty pants in my books but whne it comes to this !! So I just pray, hope, and wish that the band will be the key to unlock this ball and chain called my weight! Thanks for read LOVE 2 ALL!!
  4. Hold Up Wait A Minute Let Apples Put Her 2cents In It Lol!!! Hey Y'all!!! Most Of You Probably Know Me!! I Am 20 Yrs Old Sooooooo Ready To Be Banded!! I Am Scared/nervous At The Same Time Cause I Am So Used To Failing At Diets And I Dont Wanna Fail At This!! I Need This To Work!! I Am Married No Kids ... I Want To Be Happy With My Body And I Want To Let The Inner Me Alot ... Lol That Alot Of You See Here! That's Who I Am But I Can't Always Be That Because Of My Weight I Am Very Subconcious And Insecure. I Have Been This Way Since A Little And I Am Sick And Tired Of It ... And If U Don't Know By Now Apples Sure Is A Freak Freak Freakkkkkkk (refer To The New Snoop Dogg Song Lol) So I Wanna Let That Freak Out In The Bedroom For My Hubby!!! Yeah I Am A Horny Bitch And I Don't Care Who Knows Lol ... Most Fat Chicks Are Lol!!! But Anyway Much Love To Everyone And I Am So Happy To See The "20's" Thread!!!
  5. I am 20 yrs old and being banded on the 6th of FEB ... I wish you the best of luck Jacole!!! I am sooooooooooooo READY TO BE AN AVERAGE 20 YR WOMAN!!! size 12 JEANS HERE I COME!!!
  6. I'm February 6th!! We all have to keep up with each other guys!!! We are gonna be band buddies!! With our dates so close!! But BTW are you guys eating everything now. Do you feel like you are going over board ??? Just a tad now like well I'll be banded soon anyway I might as well eat it ... Or let me hurry and eat it now cause I won't be able to soon... Lemme know how your eating habits are post band. Have you started to practice your chewing ... and or putting your fork down in between bites. The excessive chewing is very hard for me.
  7. So d owe need more people to vote ?? How does this work ??
  8. ok well who's all for Dueces wild ... do we vote closer to the end of the month ??
  9. that doen't sound to bad ... i thought it was wayyyyy worse LOL!! but as I said just hoping for the best!! Hey I sent you a friend request!! Gorgeous kids ... eventhought I don't know which are yours LOL
  10. did it hurt when you pb'd did it just come right back up whole as it when down ???
  11. Thanks Destiny (just Noticed You Changed Ur Sn Lol) How Have You Been?!?! Have You Pb'ed Or Slimmed Yet?? I Am Excited At The Same Time. I Am Just Looking Forward To Being Healthy ... It's Finally A Light At The End Of The Tunnel. The Insurance Company Was Great. The Coordinator Was Right I Picked The Best East Plan! I Was Shocked!! No Hassle Nothing Like That Just Stamped It And Sent It Back!! I Was Like Damn ... Ok!! Lol I Am Very Pleased! I Know A Month Will Pass By Soon. I Just Feel For The People Who Have To Self-pay (if They Really Cant Afford It) After My Insurance Company Was So Easy. I Didn't Have Time For Aetna's Games And Or Bs ... I Am Very Happy With My Decision. Now I Am Just Hoping That The Band Will Be The "best Decision Of My Life" Like Alot Of People Here. The Before And After Pics Are My Motivation!
  12. Thanks Susan ... I Just Wanna Get This Done With Lol ... I Wish That Band Cam With Instructions Lol!!! I Just Wanna Be Done With The "weight" Issue In My Life ... It's Been Such A Barrier My Whole Life And I Wanna Be Done With It!! I Can't Wait. I Just Dont Want Anything Awful To Happen. I Will Be So Catious When I Get Banded Like Walking Around A Whole Floor Of Tacks Lol!! I Just Want To Do Everything To The Best Of My Ability! But I Must Admit I Am Terrified Of Pb'ing And/or Sliming ... I Wiill Never Touch A Damn Soda If I Have To Lol!
  13. OK GUYS I'M REALLY SCARED NOW!! I HAVE BEEN READING MY ASS OFF AND I DONT WANT TO EXPIERENCE THE PAIN WITH EATING and don't wanna pb ... I DONT WANNA SLIM ... HOW DO I PREVENT THESE THINGS FROM HAPPENING ... NOW THAT I HAVE A DATE I AM KINDA NERVOUS TIMES 10!! I LOOK AT BEFORE AND AFTER PICS AND I GET ALL EXCITED BUT THAN WHEN I READ ABOUT COMPLICATIONS I GET SCARED! I JUST DON'T WANNA FAIL AT THIS ... IT'S SO MANY DIETS THAT I HAVE FAILED AT I DON'T WANNA SCREW THIS UP! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.:help:
  14. So what's up with our names guys??
  15. Thanks Tamika!!! Congrats To You 2 Lol ... I Thought This Day Would Never Come!!! I Just Started Jumping And Screaming It's Crazy!!! I Am Just So Happy! I Finally Can Look Forward To Being A Normal Size And No In My Heart That This Isnt Just Some Fad Diet To Try! This Is The Ultimate!
  16. I Got Approved Ladies!!! I Had The Moment That I Had Been Waiting For 2day! I Couldn't Believe It! I Was Approved. The Coordinator Called Me This Morning (i Was Off 2day) And Shhe Left Me A Message I Didn't Recognize The Number Thought That It Was A Bs Call And Rolled Over Lol. I Checked My Messages At About 4 Today She Said It So Nonchalantely "i Got Your Authorization For Surgery Back 2day Are You Ready To Schedule A Date" I Couldn't Believe It! It All Was Surreal! I Still Have To Get A Clearance Letter From Gyn But It Finally Came To Life! The Coordinator Submitted It W/out The Letter But She Wants It Asap!!! But The Day That We Are All Dreaming Of! I Will Let You Guys Know More As Soon As I Do Hopefully Monday. So My Date Is February 6th 2008 My 2nd Birthday!
  17. Thanks Bloo!!! my new fav pastime: looking at skinny clothes! It's finally a reality now!! That I WILL be thin one day!!
  18. GUYS I HAD THE MOMENT THAT I HAD BEEN WAITING FOR 2DAY! I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT! I WAS APPROVED. THE COORDINATOR CALLED ME THIS MORNING (I WAS OFF 2DAY) AND SHHE LEFT ME A MESSAGE I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE NUMBER THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A BS CALL AND ROLLED OVER LOL. I CHECKED MY MESSAGES AT ABOUT 4 TODAY SHE SAID IT SO NONCHALANTELY "I GOT YOUR AUTHORIZATION FOR SURGERY BACK 2DAY ARE YOU READY TO SCHEDULE A DATE" I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT! IT ALL WAS SURREAL! I STILL HAVE TO GET A CLEARANCE LETTER FROM GYN BUT IT FINALLY CAME TO LIFE! THE DAY THAT WE ARE ALL DREAMING OF! I WILL LET YOU GUYS KNOW MORE AS SOON AS I DO HOPEFULLY MONDAY. SO MY DATE IS FEBRUARY 6TH 2008 MY 2ND BIRTHDAY! :whoo: :whoo: :whoo:
  19. Wayyyy Smaller Of Course Lol!
  20. THIS SHOULD BE THE LOGO SEDUCTIVE SEX POTS!! LOVING HEARTS! DUECES WILD! SEDUCTIVE DUECES
  21. oR SEDUCTIVE CUPIDS!!!
  22. Damn That Was Really Bad ... Lol ... I Say Compelling Cupids!!
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  24. Well I have since calmed down ... I will be calling the Dr's office at 6 on the nose well maybe 6:05 eastern time cause I am really pissed!! I hope he can fax it 2nite and I will have the surgeons office submit it by Friday or Monday... I realize peopl are just snapping out of the holidays so I am just going to take it easy.

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