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douchewafflebear

Gastric Bypass Patients
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  1. douchewafflebear

    Bypass patients Beware

    i’ve always been able to check the strings - if your nervous you can always go see your OB - My Dr was from the military and shared that of the hundreds he put in - only ONE was expelled. I feel pretty good about those #’s
  2. douchewafflebear

    April Dates

    Your boss can be sued - if your company is eligible file Fmla paperwork - that rationale is ridiculous
  3. douchewafflebear

    Bypass patients Beware

    We can all talk about the anomalies - I have a friend who got pregnant (full term) at 45 with an ablation - anyone with a merina can monthly check the strings
  4. douchewafflebear

    Sleep Study Tonight

    how did you do?
  5. douchewafflebear

    The first step

    Check out Fmla at the bank - if your at a large chain they can't give you black out dates - they won't be happy - but they can't
  6. douchewafflebear

    Sugar-Free Creamsicle Cake

    On that recipe I can have the eggs... But that's about it Weight watchers has a cake you make with a prepared mix and a can of soda - but that too will never be on my list
  7. douchewafflebear

    SLEEP APNEA VENT

    question 1 - do you wake up at night no 2 - do you have leg cramps no what time do you go to sleep 10 wake up 6 do you feel refreshed when you wake yes do you have headaches NO blah blah blah - i answered NOTHING that would indicate I have - he TOLD ME he wouldn’t give me ok to surgery because he would be legally liable. TOLD ME so - no -
  8. douchewafflebear

    SLEEP APNEA VENT

    I am disappointed because until now I hadn't felt ashamed - he made it clear how important he was in my journey and made sure he told me how disappointed he was that my pcp didn't send me in years ago. He is not important I am He holds the keys to my very near future but not my life I have preached throughout this journey that everything happens for a reason - I just need to listen to my own advice
  9. douchewafflebear

    SLEEP APNEA VENT

    No cpap for my c section No cpap for my tonsils If anyone gets wheeled into an ER they don't have a cpap This bozo asshats needed to lecture me how important his job is and went on to educate me on how among the list of pre surgery stuff his was the most important Having done research all day - I now know it's about being awake when they pull the intubation tube (I bet as a precaution they do anyway because of my bmi) He said between the lines that he needs to test me because he is responsible if he approves me and I end up having difficulty - That being said - this has been the first Dr in the long list that was a jerk - I suppose the glass half full girl should be greatful Thanks for hearing my vent Amazing people here Dr's who don't get bariatric patients suck
  10. douchewafflebear

    Syntrax Nectar

    I love them - I’l buy them from you!
  11. douchewafflebear

    Fage 0% recipe

    Greek yogurt - they sell a fage 0% I get at costco - cheaper than anywhere else and it’s my go to yogurt
  12. douchewafflebear

    Fage 0% recipe

    I’m pre-op and I’m so a virgin at all of this...but thought I’d try my 1/4 of fage 0 with some nectar Protein powder - BOYAH!!!! 6g protein from the 2oz of 0% fage 23g protein from Nectar - I used strawberry mousse I’m pre-op so humor me - but I think I can do this and be happy with that!!! I’ll remember to go back to this when I’m on the bench with all of you and perhaps kick myself.
  13. douchewafflebear

    Where is everyone from?

    Your up for surgery in 2 days!!!! congrats.
  14. Anyone able to share their experience/expertise on the post op merena period? I get some nuisance bleeding monthly - I don’t even pay attention to when - it’s about enough to wear pads for 2 days - just curious.
  15. douchewafflebear

    Pre op diet

    whey is good protein - and easily digestible.
  16. douchewafflebear

    Pre op diet

    what is your nut telling you?
  17. douchewafflebear

    nervous!

    i had a short interview and a 2 hours computer assisted interview - true and false - only pain is being trapped in front of a computer for 2 hours with mundane questions...
  18. douchewafflebear

    Dinner tonight

    THIS is how you eat at Panera - they have this on a menu behind the counter - you have to ask for it...but I had panera the other day and it’s so much yummier http://mypanera.pane...as-hidden-menu/
  19. douchewafflebear

    Women 18-30

    Me
  20. douchewafflebear

    Women 18-30

    Meeeeeeeee
  21. douchewafflebear

    Off meds and WIDE AWAKE

    and people - Dr’s don’t willy nilly prescribe pain meds - and - the check and balance is the pharmacy - they don’t over fill those scripts either. Listen to NurseTAB
  22. douchewafflebear

    Off meds and WIDE AWAKE

    there’s a REASON they give you pain meds and not just ONE pill - it’s not an everlasting gobstopper...although if I could come up with that it would be codine laced in my world.
  23. douchewafflebear

    flavored water

    Crystal light has JUST come out with drops - got them last week at Walmart and they are YUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMY They have a few of the mock cocktails - but my favorite right now is the strawberry lemonade drops on the same note - walmart has a watermellon something sugarfree drink mix (and a grape -mmmmmmmmmmm-) and I’m totally addicted to them
  24. douchewafflebear

    Puree Recipes

    turkey/pork/chicken/eggs/cottage cheese/rocotta cheese...i think that’s my list.
  25. douchewafflebear

    need easy chilli recipes and other soupy liquid food only

    Wouldn’t you rather make it yourself so you know exactly what goes into it?

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