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douchewafflebear

Gastric Bypass Patients
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Everything posted by douchewafflebear

  1. maybe when we get our pouch all intellect vanishes? but i’ll still be a french model - it’s on the internet so it must be true. AND I will get all my medical information from strangers on a forum - because that too is on the internet so it must be true
  2. oh the validation!!!! 72 views and reinangel the bravest to post... I heart you reinangel...you are a hero among validation driven bullies...
  3. and if your villanizing some stranger online - aren’t you judging... AND BULLYING? sniff... i’m going to go have a stick of butter, 2 bags of chips, some fries, wings, hotdogs, bananas, strawberries, and some pizza and cry myself to sleep.
  4. oh and final note - if your looking for a website for validation....well as they say in the commercial - if it’s on the internet - it must be true. I’m a FRENCH MODEL.
  5. I’m a french model...really
  6. Ok - you stopped here - why? Is it the avatar - is it the vilanizing someone .... we all hate the bad girl don’t we - at least your not focusing on the wackjob whose life was ruined by surgery or the one that has KFC but feeds the dogs bacon...really why did you stop here. I really don’t care if you like me or you don’t. I came here to find like-minded people who were serious about their RNY surgery - I came here to find support I found a HIGHLARIOUS website filled with some honestly wonderful people - and some wackjobs...but that’s life now isn’t it... You don’t have to like me - you don’t have to hate me - eitherway - I’m gonna go plug into my Cpap machine and get a moderately good nights sleep eitherway.... LOVE YOU... MEAN IT... you stopped here - why?
  7. I’m going to make some toast - since dairy is not on my plan I’m using a stick of butter flavored crisco - I hope it doesn’t get stuck.
  8. I LOVE YOU TOO... ooops i have buffalo sauce all over my computer...
  9. I LOVE this thread - especially the part where judgy people judge under the guise of not judging or judging anyone because we all have been judged... sniff... I’m going to go have some hot wings, pizza, french fries and some pop.
  10. some doctors even allow pizza bread and chicken skin
  11. I could force myself to do the strawberries if they do extra thousand island dressing and maybe some orange pop so it doesn’t get stuck
  12. I don’t think strawberries are on my plan
  13. if you were going to liquify a big mac - what liquid should i use
  14. look at octomom shoot - did she have to eat 15000 calories a day? how many fried chickens is that?
  15. Right - but some folks have many more babies to compensate for that.
  16. just curious - do you think pregnant women in 3rd world countries get that many calories?
  17. i just read they are coming out with the fat free skin ONLY chicken from KFC - imagine a bucket of FAT FREE SKIN - yummmmmie
  18. but it is the bones that make it so fattening
  19. Thank goodness KFC has come out with a boneless offering - I think it was the bones that added the fat. WOOO - I can have my KFC again.
  20. AMEN... in the most non-judgemental way I can say it. signed... not judging.

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