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douchewafflebear

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  1. douchewafflebear

    June Dates (class of 2013)

    we are the prettiest group for sure!
  2. douchewafflebear

    For pre-ops who have heard RNY horror stories...

    AMEN... in the most non-judgemental way I can say it. signed... not judging.
  3. douchewafflebear

    For pre-ops who have heard RNY horror stories...

    D - for Dorian - I feel like we are close enough I can call you D - I LOVE what you posted - I am right there with you - support your position and hope you realize that. Thank you for posting what you said... Signed - the person accused of judging and can’t seem to get away from writing judging each and every post because it has now become humorous to me.
  4. douchewafflebear

    For pre-ops who have heard RNY horror stories...

    How about TROLLS and EYORES - and how about EVERY SINGLE POST has something hideous about their experience - and those words start making anyone question their decisions to have surgery - not everyone can walk into an office and get approved in a few days - Dare I be accused of disagreeing, pointing out the nut jobs, - or worse - shriek - JUDGING!!!!
  5. douchewafflebear

    For pre-ops who have heard RNY horror stories...

    Your the reason I came to this site - people who have supportive good stories - yes, there will be bad - but the sky is falling whoa is me torture stories have another place - NOT HERE. They seem to seep into each and every conversation - but that’s life - there’s always an Eeyore in every circle -
  6. douchewafflebear

    my story and I am sticking to it

    congrats!!! my insurance covers 100% but with that I’ve been in the “process” for almost a year...
  7. douchewafflebear

    June Dates (class of 2013)

    I’ve been in the process for almost a year and I’m looking at June 4th.
  8. douchewafflebear

    If i have offended anyone

    You go girl!
  9. douchewafflebear

    What ya eating tonight?

    judging.
  10. douchewafflebear

    What ya eating tonight?

    that sounds like judging.
  11. douchewafflebear

    Syntrax Nectar

    Ah! I can walk to at least one - and have 4 Starbucks within the distance you can bike ride - can you say saturation?
  12. douchewafflebear

    Bad Breath! Yuck!

    Had a guy who was the vp of sales who was constantly smelling like mouthwash - he was covering up the 5th he's drink at lunch - thank God I don't work with him anymore
  13. douchewafflebear

    sleep study @.@

    I'm doing it to get clearance - nothing more
  14. douchewafflebear

    Syntrax Nectar

    Best prices are at the vitamin store (after shipping etc) amazon is no deal
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    Syntrax Nectar

  16. douchewafflebear

    Vitamins etc.

    it makes perfect sense and explains why everyone is going back to those eating habits - its for their health. Couldn’t figure out why anyone would self sabotage - now i get it - all in the name of Vitamins...and health...hell - I’m going to get a double cheese right now in the name of my health. did you know that all the healthiest parts of fish are in the breading - yah - it’s a conspiracy that they told me no breaded fish - that’s because they are in with the Vitamin companies -- it’s all tied together now... i have theories on jfk too - why else would anyone jeopardize their health for a burger or fish filet - i mean seriously - that’s just cray talk peeps
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    Vitamins etc.

    I just put two and two together - allot of people pre-op have no Vitamin deficiencies - and post op are finding themselves with problems BIG MAC’S and cheese FRIES must be full of Vitamins - I am going to make sure post op I eat as many of those as possible.
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    If i have offended anyone

    I feel flattery is the highest form of flattery - I think your just amazing too... Wear that "I speak my mind" billboard loud and proud... I’ll be right behind you dodging the rotten fruit they throw Or in their case - the mcdonald/tacobell/burgerking wrappers... LMFAO
  19. douchewafflebear

    If i have offended anyone

    Think of your body as a billboard... What do you want the marquee to say: in and out burger taco bell little caesars burger king or (here’s one for thought) WLS success 2-3-4-5 etc years out I already KNOW what the what in and out burger, taco bell, little caesars & burger king look like...it’s 350lbs and not healthy at all...if McDonalds was the healthy way to go - do you really think we’d all be talking about WLS?
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    If i have offended anyone

    I find it disappointing that no one says hey - burger king or taco bell or pizza’s might not be your best choice for success -- even without surgery - but hey - that would be another judgie opposing thought - which - from what I gather - is a no no...we must all nod and give approval for such behavior. opinions are like butt holes - everyones got one.
  21. douchewafflebear

    To log, or not to log

    Your directly quoting my husband - he said why bother having surgery if your already trying to “trick” the system - this is the last stop for me - and I will give it everything I have - I already have my before picture - I sure as heck don’t want it to look just like the after (with a few laproscopic scars added)
  22. douchewafflebear

    To log, or not to log

    what amazes me is the people that aren’t upset about it... I know the first 18-24 months it’s my body doing all the work - and after that it’s ALL UP TO ME...
  23. douchewafflebear

    Food as fuel...

    My husband just reminded me about this trainer - ok not this part... he was unbelievably hot - think difficult to look at hot this part: he said it all the time - stop eating for enjoyment - eat once a week for enjoyment - allow one meal as a splurge - eat to fuel that body - eat lean Proteins and you will have a lifetime of success...his words are true - and when I’m on the loser bench I’m going to remind myself everyday - and right now while I prepare for the surgery - I’m going to remind myself everyday - eating for enjoyment for pain for fear for whatever is OVER - eating to fuel this amazing engine I have is my new motto.
  24. douchewafflebear

    To log, or not to log

    this surgery has undeniably been the #1 helper in the fight against diabetes - that’s why I’m having RNY - 87% of diabetics go into remission and they aren’t even clear how/why -- but they know the statistics.

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