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A_New_Lily

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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  1. A_New_Lily

    SEX!

    Yes theres an IM option xD We need a hookup forum, sheesh.
  2. Bandages off, my scars are gonna rock.

  3. More embarrassing than the male nurse giving me a bedpan. I couldn't wipe properly. The pain on my left side was killing me, i sat there for 10 minutes trying until i said "screw this" and grabbed the shower hose. Worst poop ever.
  4. A_New_Lily

    How to use tofu.....

    I put it in a skillet. It's alright, you really need to google how to prepare it. It's a tricky food, lol.
  5. Was out at stores for almost 4 hours and the gas in my shoulder is still there, what the hell. I bought firming cream, compression wraps and checked a number of stores for the Quest Bars. Looks like GNC really is the only place that has them.
  6. A_New_Lily

    Meh

    I was really hopeing i could get them on foodstamps. The only protein i can buy on it is muscle milk, i figure it's worth a try. Unless theres another bar thats liked as much as Quest.
  7. A_New_Lily

    Just got home Panniculectomy

    Well that's not terrifying at all...
  8. A_New_Lily

    Dating

    Okcupid.com Plenty of fish is full of perverts and guys looking to get into the USA. I'm not saying Okcupid doesn't have pervs, i've talked to plenty, BUT it seems like there might be less.
  9. I just found this and took my bra off, lol. http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/259073.php
  10. I just had surgery a week ago and i am so scared about my DDD/F's deflating. People in the chat room say "deflated airbags" or "tube sock with an egg in it".. I am terrified.
  11. Muscle Milk is compatible with food stamps...yaay.

  12. Chicken with mayo, cauliflower, italian mrs dash, pepper and onion powder. I scooped it all into a small container and am eating the stuff stuck to the inside of the magic bullet, lol My stomach is making all sorts of noises, and i'm not sure how much to eat..
  13. Waking up at 2am and trying to get out of bed is painful as hell. I don't have a normal bed with a frame that's all purdy. It's a bed and box spring. No headboard or nothing. I kinda miss the remote for the bed, it would help me stretch and move the gas around. Now i have 6 pillows propping me up, lol. One of those pillows is used as a cat guard. They've been trying to lay on me.
  14. 30 min treadmill walk = ouch

  15. I was also told no protein or vitamins for a week. I'm actually calling the Nut today and double checking everything. Puree is 2 days away! lol
  16. The pain in my left shoulder is pissing me off. I can't tell if it's left over gas or the fact i have to use that arm to get out of bed without my stomach cramping up and making me want to cry.

  17. A_New_Lily

    demotivational-poster.jpg

    Aww shes adorable!
  18. When am i able to use my stomach muscles without almost crying? I cannot get in bed or sleep properly. Don't even get me started with the coughing..i'm terrified of when ill have to sneeze.
  19. A_New_Lily

    I think I have a problem....

    "I can go almost 2 full days with little more than one of those Chobani Greek yogurts and my ever present Crystal Lite" Umm...You are starving yourself.
  20. A_New_Lily

    Stupid pain!

    Thanks people! I'm just worried because i have an appt this week and i'm worried about getting into a car and sitting in the waiting area and stuff. /paranoid
  21. A_New_Lily

    Incision color

    Ooooh sharing tiiiime! I'm 5 days post op, these are about 3 days apart. (Liquid Bandages) http://imgur.com/W1PQOMk Main incision - http://imgur.com/ILWpc8C Bruising and now turning kinda yellow.
  22. A_New_Lily

    First post op poop

    Lol i just hosed off! I couldn't clean myself properly.
  23. A_New_Lily

    Constipation and 8 weeks postop

    Milk Of Magnesia and clear that day for hanging out around the house. I didn't have any cramping with it, it just hit me that i had to go RIGHT NOW. Don't take the max dose either, lol.
  24. You're okay! He's done the surgery so much he doesn't even use drains. Where are you having the surgery done?

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