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First post op poop

By A_New_Lily

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More embarrassing than the male nurse giving me a bedpan.

 

 

I couldn't wipe properly. The pain on my left side was killing me, i sat there for 10 minutes trying until i said "screw this" and grabbed the shower hose.

 

Worst poop ever.

 

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    SmilinNC

    Gastric Sleeve Patients

    I did the exact thing! Felt like T-Rex on the toilet. :-D

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    A_New_Lily

    Gastric Sleeve Patients

    Lmao T-Rex

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    ScottsGirl

    Gastric Sleeve Patients

    You are not alone! Although I didn't give myself an enema with the shower massager, Iol, I was painfully patient and managed to go on my own, but boy, did it make me feel like I was going to pass out! Anethesia will do this to you!

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    A_New_Lily

    Gastric Sleeve Patients

    Lol i just hosed off! I couldn't clean myself properly.

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    Triple H

    Gastric Sleeve Patients

    Wow do I ever remember that poop! It was like a full day of terribleness. I was recovering at home and kept complaining that there was no poop and then BAM more poop that I could have ever imagined. Liquid Fire my friends.....be prepared.

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    BayshoreBuddy

    Gastric Sleeve Patients

    OMG, this is more than I really need to know; but, LOL - when it's my turn on the porcelain throne at least I won't be surprised..

    Thanks.....

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