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LipstickLady

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  1. LipstickLady

    I see my little friend keeps visiting me! So sweet! <3

    1. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      who or what is it? Does it have 2 or 4 legs, or more?

      Is it Bambi?

    2. Sharon1964

      Sharon1964

      Me love you long time, Joe.

       

  2. LipstickLady

    Happy Father's Day to all the great dads and single moms on BP!! Hope your day is filled with love.

  3. LipstickLady

    I've been accused of a lot of things in my life, but never before today have I been accused of using a generic internet model as my picture.

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    2. BigViffer

      BigViffer

      lol, damn! I just can't win with you ladies! It's like we're married or something...

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      That's definitely no way to propose, young man.

    4. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      Back to the big Spoon, generic models and blow up dolls ..... No arguments then .... ;) LOL

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  4. LipstickLady

    I'm moving to Australia. All the fun people live there. You know, the kind with a sense of humor?

    1. CHM

      CHM

      Vodka pineapples all around!

      And KF only has room for one... =P

    2. Alex Brecher

      Alex Brecher

      Please send me a postcard lolz

    3. KindaFamiliar

      KindaFamiliar

      I do only have room for one...

      But you're all welcome to come anyway...

      We'll sort the other sh*t out once you're here...

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  5. LipstickLady

    I'm smarter than you look. :D

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      But not prettier than me.

    2. KindaFamiliar

      KindaFamiliar

      Oh God no...

      I'd not be so bold...

    3. ProudGrammy

      ProudGrammy

      hmmm, are you sure??

      i'm smarter than I look!!! kathy

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  6. LipstickLady

    Today make an extra effort to do something nice for someone you don't know. Buy someone a cup of coffee, pay the toll for the car behind you, give out a few sincere compliments, hold the door and say good morning or good afternoon, smile at those around you -- and mean it. Spread some love today. The world needs it.

    1. ProudGrammy

      ProudGrammy

      love it, love it - nice thoughts for the day - kathy

  7. LipstickLady

    Give someone a hug today.

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Aw. Didn't expect that. Back at you. <3

    2. CHM

      CHM

      Thanks! =D

      I haven't had a hug in weeks...lol.

    3. 2goldengirl

      2goldengirl

      (((((((HUGS)))))))

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  8. LipstickLady

    Is it too early to take off my bra?

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I'll free them and then feel them... When they hit the floor.

    2. CHM

      CHM

      Sure sure, @Dub...blame the auto-corect. A likely story.

       

      @LipstickLady , I keep my bra on until I'm literally in bed. I like those b*tches up where they're supposed to be, dammit!

    3. KristenLe

      KristenLe

      As far as I'm concerned - never too early - as long as I'm not out in public - that's something I would not subject people to.

       

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  9. LipstickLady

    Awwww...look who is creeping my profile again. :)

    1. CHM

      CHM

      *goes to look*

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      All.the.time.

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      If I offend you that much, quit looking!

  10. LipstickLady

    Huh...turns out I'm not that horrible after all. Funny that.

  11. LipstickLady

    You know, I've noticed the amount of haters I've gotten has increased dramatically since I posted my picture. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Why you pouting?

    2. KindaFamiliar

      KindaFamiliar

      I don't pout...

      I'm a man...

      I sulk!!!

    3. KindaFamiliar

      KindaFamiliar

      Wait!!

      I don't sulk...

      I brood...

      Yeah..

      That's it...

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  12. LipstickLady

    I love it when someone calls another person ignorant and rude and their post it full of poor grammar, spelling errors and name calling. I'd point out the irony, but they probably don't know what that word means. ;)

  13. LipstickLady

    It's OK to love yourself. <3

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Deal.

    2. deadmanwalking

      deadmanwalking

      I love my self...

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      GOOD!! You should.

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  14. LipstickLady

    Never lose the ability to laugh at yourself. It makes life so much more enjoyable.

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Sure! I do it all the time!

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Wait!!! Are you laughing at me!?!?!

    3. deadmanwalking

      deadmanwalking

      im a natural class clown so laughing at myself daily is routine lol

  15. LipstickLady

    I am a big girl. Hit me. :) Better me than anyone else. I can take it.

    1. KindaFamiliar

      KindaFamiliar

      If I didn't think you'd enjoy it I'd be all ov...

      Oh...

      Not that kinda 'hit'...

      Gotcha..

  16. LipstickLady

    Brock Allen Turner is a rapist, not a victim. His father is a POS. The judge should be removed from the bench. Anyone with half a brain should be outraged right now. OUTRAGED.

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      @OutsideMatchInside I couldn't agree more.

    2. KristenLe

      KristenLe

      The entire thing makes me sick! I hope some guy named Bubba gets 20 minutes of action at the expense of Brock! He wasn't responsible because he was drunk?? OMG - does that mean I can kill someone when I'm drunk and get away with it?? The Judge is going to be re-elected - he's running unopposed.

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Only if it takes you less than 20 minutes.

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  17. LipstickLady

    My notifications are a list of my favorite things:

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      jccanada replied to Cheese

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    2. Daisee68

      Daisee68

      LOL!

  18. LipstickLady

    I'm just waiting to get flamed...

    1. ProudGrammy

      ProudGrammy

      don't worry, not everyone has that certain "match"

      peace and harmony to all !

      too gushy? - DEAL WITH IT!! - lol - kathy

       

    2. theantichick

      theantichick

      If you don't get flamed, you're not having enough fun online. ;)

    3. Elode

      Elode

      What happened?! I miss everything!

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  19. LipstickLady

    There always has to be a spoil sport! JEEEZUS!!!

    1. VSGAnn2014

      VSGAnn2014

      Vegas, Baby!

    2. VEGAN ME

      VEGAN ME

      huh?

    3. CHM

      CHM

      BP is NOT a place for fun. These threads are SERIOUS business!

  20. LipstickLady

    Oh dear lord...

    1. FrankyG

      FrankyG

      Wow. I think you handled that quite a bit nicer than deserved. Haven't they banned people that cursed at members in the past?

    2. KindaFamiliar

      KindaFamiliar

      That's it!!!!

      I'm quitting my job and devoting all my time to watching BP sh*t go down!!!

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I'm still befuddled at where anyone was mean!

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  21. LipstickLady

    Using religion in a passive aggressive manner speaks volumes.

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Definitely the latter. Definitely.

    2. KindaFamiliar

      KindaFamiliar

      I thought so...

      And I concur...

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I would never refuse a heartfelt prayer even though I am not particularly religious. That said, the prayers by some are akin to a good old Southern "Bless Your Heart". Hypocrite much? Surely God doesn't approve of such behavior.

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  22. LipstickLady

    Oh, the irony.

    1. CHM

      CHM

      Do clue me in... =D

  23. LipstickLady

    I feel a sarcasm coming on.

    1. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      I think an update for you would be..."surprisingly non-snarky, must increase protein" or something to that effect. ;-)

    2. CHM

      CHM

      Just let it out. Its only natural.

      For you anyway.... =D

  24. LipstickLady

    DING DING DING!! We have a WEINER!!!!!

    1. deadmanwalking

      deadmanwalking

      ummmm huh???

    2. CHM

      CHM

      You DID get all your protein in today, didn't you!

  25. LipstickLady

    Please do not disturb me today. I am concentrating on growing a penis.

    1. gowalking

      gowalking

      To each his/her own. I don't judge..lol.

    2. CHM

      CHM

      Better have an extra protein shake today.

    3. jane13

      jane13

      and don't forget to suck with a BIG STRAW!

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