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LipstickLady

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Status Updates posted by LipstickLady

  1. I long for the days when one could give nutritionally sound, WLS friendly dietary alternatives without getting smacked down by another member who prefers to pass out permission to eat junk food.

    1. Beck90

      Beck90

      Hey Dark choco is healthy for your heart so dark choco + banana seems legit (and tasty!) to me within moderation of course.

    2. Bee healthy

      Bee healthy

      Repeating this comment from above...I am a newbie and I welcome advice from all of you Vets. This community would not be very helpful without Vets sharing wisdom and experience. Please don't stop! ( that includes the humor and funny observations...great for a laugh or two)

    3. KristenLe

      KristenLe

      My favorite is when the OP isn't even complaining about the comments and some "hero" comes in on the attack and accuses everyone of bullying the OP and being ignorant and mean.

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  2. Message me if you'd like to find me on FB, Twitter or Insta!

  3. Vegas in three days!

    1. Montana Gal

      Montana Gal

      Have a great time!!!

    2. Djmohr

      Djmohr

      I might be able to fit in your suitcase. LOL. Have a great time!

    3. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      Geez, does Las Vegas know that what happens with lipstick lady, stays with lipstick lady? Just asking

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  4. Dang, girl! I rarely come here anymore and you still can't help creeping on me! Too bad the block doesn't work both ways...

    1. FrankyG

      FrankyG

      I hate when I miss stuff. :(

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      No stuff to miss. :D It's just amusing to me how irresistible certain people (person) find me.

  5. Do any of you Americans regularly buy the Entertainment book?

    1. theantichick

      theantichick

      I get one every year because I forget to cancel my subscription. I used to use it enough to get my money back, but keep forgetting about it now. :/

  6. I am clearly irresistible!

    1. ProudGrammy

      ProudGrammy

      you are irresistible!! and i'm cute as a button!!! LOL - what a pair we make! - stay the same, i will too - LOL see you around the neighborhood - kathy

    2. Daisee68

      Daisee68

      Was there ever a question ? :)

    3. LipstickLady
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  7. @KindaFamiliar ... Do you need some birthday spankings?

    1. KindaFamiliar

      KindaFamiliar

      Need? No...

      Want? Yes!!!

    2. VSGAnn2014

      VSGAnn2014

      Bend over ...!

    3. jane13

      jane13

      ((((((smack)))))))

      feel better, or do we ALL need to spank you, one by one }:P

  8. Take a picture, it lasts longer. ;)

    1. Kaze

      Kaze

      Sit and do an renaissance portrait for hours and hours, it's more aesthetically pleasing.

  9. Those dang mosquitoes that used to annoy the crap out of me have been completely silenced. JOY!

    1. VSGAnn2014

      VSGAnn2014

      Anti-Zika bug spray? ;)

    2. LipstickLady
  10. Shaking my damn head.

    1. KindaFamiliar

      KindaFamiliar

      Is that not what arses were made for??

  11. This ignore feature is fabulous!

    1. KindaFamiliar

      KindaFamiliar

      You 'Mean Girls' can simply put all the 'newbs' on your list and play like you own the place...

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      You mean boys, too. ;)

    3. Beck90

      Beck90

      Status updates need a "like" button...

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  12. So yesterday I was at Chick Filet and I overheard two middle school girls talking. A third girl had just walked in and girl one turned to girl two, side nodded at girl 3 and said, "I hate her so you can't like her either". Funny that some people never grow past that. ;)

    1. OutsideMatchInside

      OutsideMatchInside

      LOL, now that my kid is an adult. I miss all the little random conversations I would hear being around kids. The things you hear in the stands at a football game. I don't look or dress like a mom, so if they don't know me, they never think I am a Mom.

    2. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      Stupid crud, dumb dumb dumb... However, half the population is below average, so I kind of expect it.

  13. So if you did "really good" on your "diet" this week, don't treat/reward yourself with food! You deserve better than that!

    1. CHM

      CHM

      YAY! Wait...so I AM a dog?

    2. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      In that case the doggie choccies maybe a better choice, woof :)

      In other cases, go on the Online Diet: Delete all cookies .... Boom Boom

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      You a bi...

       

      You a big girl! Do what you want!

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  14. I need a bourbon and Coke Zero in a tall glass. With a straw.

    1. sharonintx
    2. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      throw in a pizza and I'm there

    3. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      Just throw money at me, lots of it, and I'll be there ASAP

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  15. Happy fourth, y'all!!

    1. OutsideMatchInside

      OutsideMatchInside

      Happy 4th to you also!

  16. This week was a great week.

    1. jane13

      jane13

      for some u yes....

  17. The irony is real.

  18. Peek a boo! I see you!

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I'm not the peeper. ;)

    2. BigViffer

      BigViffer

      @Babbs - you can't be a peeper with an open invitation!

    3. deadmanwalking

      deadmanwalking

      im a peeper! guilty as charged!

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  19. If you'd like, I can tag you in all my posts so you don't have to keep creeping my profile. Just let me know!

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      @Babbs I do like you. A lot. 'Specially your tatas.

  20. Eat what you want, get what you get.

    1. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      Eat less of what you want, and you get less of what you get.

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      What you put inside shows on the outside.

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Eat some makeup. You need to be pretty on the inside, too.

  21. It's so weird when people speak for EVERYONE or ALL OF US. Weird, I tell ya'!

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      But WE are all one voice!!! Damn it!!!!

    2. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      One voice? Like "WLS works if you realize it is a tool not a freaking magic trick Moron". Or was there something else?

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      We, us , everyone here, all of us... I literally can't even. ;)

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  22. "Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it's faced."

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