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LipstickLady

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  1. You are absolutely beautiful!

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      And you do it well. <3

       

    2. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      You are so beautiful to me ..... can't you see ..... Now who sang it? Lionel Richie?

    3. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      I think it was Joe Cocker ....

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  2. Hatch chiles are finally in! It's time to roast 'em...

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      From all your big talk, I hope so, too!!

    2. Dub

      Dub

      Big talk is yer fault.

    3. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      The only thing I miss from New Mexico, oh the smell and the taste this time of year.

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  3. God bless the USA.

    1. Pescador

      Pescador

      Today took me back 15 years with football, our Flags, and National Anthem, with tears.

    2. Pescador

      Pescador

      Today took me back 15 years with football, our Flags, and National Anthem, with tears.

    3. gowalking

      gowalking

      Never forget. Was out last night and saw the memorial lights of the twin towers and having been here watching those buildings come down...and not knowing if my sister was dead or alive, well...what can I say except again...we must never forget.

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  4. Clearly no one sees the humor in a horse dressed as a banana. I wonder if he'd mush down to 4... Never mind.

    1. heidikat72

      heidikat72

      haha i just spit water out my nose. thanks for the laugh

    2. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      Just saw it now, LOL, spitting my coffee again :)

  5. How much more fun would this world be if everyone loosened up a little and took themselves a lot less seriously?

    1. Dub

      Dub

      Agreement and agreement!!!

    2. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      Absolutely, yes and yes !

    3. KristenLe
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  6. Enjoying @Dub 's new stutter. I see my hotness finally got to him.

    1. Dub

      Dub

      Oh.....it's been "got to me". The stutter came from catching my parts in a quick deploy of my zipper............a real "Franks'n'beans" moment. Hurts like hail, yo.

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I caught my nibby in the top of my body glove wet suit one time. I thought I was going to die. FOR REAL.

    3. Dub

      Dub

      Ouch...............damn.

       

      Just damn.

       

       

      Another such moment of pain that can't be soothed. All you can do in said case is to stomp about the boat and cuss.....damnbit cuss !!!!!!

  7. You hate on my success like we don't have the same 24 hours. ;)

  8. Dagnabbit! I always have to hunt for the freaking ignore button.

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Awww...thanks. I am usually just full of shenanigans and tomfoolery. It's a shame some people just don't get it. :D

    2. Pescador

      Pescador

      Keep up the entertaining shenanigans!!!

    3. theantichick

      theantichick

      I love that word... shenanigans. LOL

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  9. It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.

    1. Fredbear

      Fredbear

      Why do you think so many have opiate/drug addictions? ;-)

    2. borg/assimilated

      borg/assimilated

      It would be great if the collar could differentiate between those with low IQ ( and really are unable to help themselves) and those with inadequate commonsense.

    3. ProudGrammy

      ProudGrammy

      so, that is why i hurt so much? LOL - kathy

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  10. I hope something great happens to you today!!

    1. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      Hope something great happened to you today or this evening! :)

    2. LipstickLady
    3. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      And Hugs xxx

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  11. I like myself much better when I just throw it all out on the table. AHHHH....

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I do yoga AND pilates. ;) WELL.

    2. Dub

      Dub

      I took taekwondo........I'll let you speak wiff Master Buyong Lee.

       

      Little dude beat the cowboy shyt outa me back in the day.

    3. Dub

      Dub

      And......I liked it...........................................

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  12. Karma is such a funny thing... :D

    1. Lexigurl82

      Lexigurl82

      it sure is lol

    2. Babbs

      Babbs

      It's an AWESOME thing.

  13. I had sleeve surgery. I worked my tool and was successful with it. I just learned that this ridiculousness on my part makes me a "sleeve groupie".

    1. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      LOL! Clever WLSR :)

    2. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      @krakow57: WLSR? You make me sound like a radio station.

    3. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      A top and clever radio station :)

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  14. Three down, four to go!

    1. Djmohr

      Djmohr

      You are almost there!

    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      I do love my sleeve.

    3. Djmohr

      Djmohr

      I noticed I put on 3lbs over the last month or so. I have not been as good as I usually am. We have gone to some events where I found myself eating things I usually don't and too much of it. The good news, I will just get back on track and take those few pounds off quickly. I LOVE MY POUCH too!

  15. I need a Coke Zero.

  16. I totally stress ate 7 pounds in the last two weeks. Sigh. Yes, you can eat around your sleeve. Now it's time to get back to business.

    1. Caribear

      Caribear

      Yes, thank you for your honesty! I'm sorry things have been stressful for you. But just from what I have seen in your posts, you are a strong lady and you will get through this and get that weight back off. You can do it x2 :)

    2. Djmohr

      Djmohr

      I hear ya! I ate my way around the zoo yesterday for zoo Alacarte. Then today I really was dying for a muffin! WTH!

       

      I guess we both need to get back after it!

    3. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      Feel for you! Stress killed my appetite during the day, but at night I over-indulged in frozen yoghurt. After few evenings like that, I decided to get back on the wagon. Good luck to you and best wishes xxx

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  17. My stalker is back!! And here I thought she'd taken a clue. She loves me. <3

  18. Instead of asking a question and getting mad at the answers, wouldn't it be best just state what you intend to do loud and proud? Your body, your choice!

    1. determinedtolive

      determinedtolive

      I just don't get it. I guess Jack Nicholson was right, "You can't handle the truth!" LOL

    2. justhere4theshow

      justhere4theshow

      Well, it's full of irony...usually when people post that stupid sh*t, they aren't really going to hear anything that challenges their comfort. The hard path is never the choice that anyone wants to believe in. They think if they can find one person to agree with them or tell them it's okay, then it will all work out great and they will have gotten away with it...so exhausting.

    3. Unbridled

      Unbridled

      @LipstickLady... there you go again making way too much sense. Now stop that!

  19. It's very interesting to me that some people are SO in-tune with their bodies, they just *know* that they will be fine if they hurry through the food stages or drink alcohol early. If I was that in-tune with mine, I never would have needed WLS to begin with. I am SUPER jealous.

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Not yet!!! Perhaps she got the hint that I was on to her?

    2. Unbridled

      Unbridled

      Stalker? @LipstickLady has a stalker? <standing in line to be LipstickLadys stalker> I want to be her stalker! She is fascinating, funny, real, has a great story, not to mention she secretly wants to be called "Hottie" because she has EARNED that title!!!

    3. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Not so secretly!! You can stalk me anytime!!

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  20. Squeeeeek! Who is going to be 20k?

  21. Oh good! My stalker is back!

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    2. ssflbelle

      ssflbelle

      Finally saw that the check mark for visitors under settings was not checked.

    3. Dub

      Dub

      LMAO at your Samuel Jackson pic in there. Well played.

    4. LipstickLady
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  22. Jeeeezus Christ on a biscuit! Or a Triscuit. Or a Cheez It.

    1. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      Ok. I'll forgive you for the "tinned" salmon thought.

    2. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      Thank you my Queen! xxx

    3. Djmohr

      Djmohr

      I just want Cheez its! LOL.....kidding, really!

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  23. I just f'n Googled cheez its to check for the correct spelling. :thud: My life is so exciting.

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    2. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      And then we can have Barry White later to chill out and sort out the tingles :)

      Hey, I can speak Southern too, with a completely new accent. After all I live in the Southern Hemisphere .... Down Under ;)

    3. LipstickLady
    4. OzRoo

      OzRoo

      Always !!! Ha ha ....

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