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*Dean*

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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Everything posted by *Dean*

  1. Or maybe a VST meet up - somewhere central, like Fiji??
  2. Finally! Dedicated to the newly sleeved .......
  3. Taking up valuable server space
  4. Oxygen thief
  5. It's more like someone with multiple finger personalities self pleasuring........
  6. When you say 'shoved an old man' do you mean you helped him apply the prep h??
  7. You're in Mexico. If you can't IV the tequila and have tacos in recovery, what's the point??
  8. There is an Italian proverb which says; ‘Sette cose fa la zuppa, cava fame e sete attuta, empie el ventre, snetta il dente, fa dormire, fa smaltire, e la guancia fa arrossire’ ‘Soup does seven things, it takes away hunger and thirst, fills the stomach, cleans the teeth, makes you sleep, it makes you slim and puts colour in your cheeks’ It's official. Soup makes you slim. Don't sweat it! Deano
  9. She tripped an old lady with a walking frame to get the last piece of sausage.
  10. If I actually killed the thread, do I win a prize????
  11. Just shake it off. Don't beat yourself up for a bite of lasagne!
  12. Also I have a suggestion, and this is not meant to scare off anyone contemplating this surgery. Because you are probably going to die - why not have your wake before surgery, so you can attend? It has a few advantages. It gave me the opportunity to tell everyone what I thought of them one last time. And I got to have the definition of a 'food funeral'. One thing I must say, because I hadn't told anyone I was having the procedure, nobody knew why the **** they were there.
  13. I've done an assessment of everyone who's participated in this thread and in my expert opinion, you are all not appropriate candidates for this surgery. If you've already been gutted like a fish, I'm sorry, but you should have spoken to me sooner.
  14. But my lamb is so soft and juicy and falling off the bone. Oh, right. Sorry.
  15. Costco grazing. Thread killers.
  16. I don't mind shopping for food or cooking. I did a couple of low and slow smoked / bbq lamb shoulders last weekend. Once you learn to recognise head hunger I find it dies a slow death. If I get head hunger now I recognise it for what it is and can deal with it (ie have a drink, remove myself from a situation, actually say out loud 'that XXX looks great, but I'm not hungry' etc) I don't want to avoid food, because it's not something I can do ongoing. We're getting the first costco in the state, opening not far from here soon. I'm looking forward to seeing some of the stuff that you guys talk about. Deano
  17. ............. more a reference to someone who wants to have sex with old people for money!!!
  18. It can be a bit fiberous. Canbage is easier to digest.
  19. Lol - ya tart!!
  20. Err, aren't you more or less 'hitched'?? :ph34r:
  21. All the best Amy! ........... I guess your next post will be "I'm done"
  22. C A B B A G E. Now you just sound like a half tard :P

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