I need one. This is all.

Err, aren't you more or less 'hitched'?? :ph34r:

Yes but he's broke! Lol

Yes but he's broke! Lol

Lol - ya tart!!

I want one too while you're at it! lol

Tart?! Was that a gay reference! I say good day sir!

Tart?! Was that a gay reference! I say good day sir!

............. more a reference to someone who wants to have sex with old people for money!!!

............. more a reference to someone who wants to have sex with old people for money!!!

Hehehehehe

I learn so much from this site.

who said sex? just a payment to be eye candy for their arm

Oh well I guess I'm the only prostitute here.....

Me and my partner want a suga daddy yes just a man to pay us for being arm candy lol

Polyamorous relationships are the new black

I once went on a date with this guy who had brought a person with him and he gently brought up the fact that he was in a relationship with him. and him and his partner wanted to go on a date with me to see if we fit. I kindly turned them down but hey they bought me a very nice dinner lol.

Just had a visual of a couple at dinner, staring at you - like you were dessert!

Damn you Martin I thought you talking about candy....