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Suzzzie.

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  1. My birthday is MAY 12th. Lol. Don't make me face getting older any sooner than I have to!!!! I just got home from getting a fill... Had a different NP do it today. Never met her before. She wasn't very accepting of the vegetarian thing. Of course I got scolded about the 'protein' thing. Duh. I STILL get my protein in... I"m not an idiot!! She was pushing me to eat at least 1 egg each day too. Last time I tried to eat a very softly scrambled egg I PBd so hard! I dunno. Still not too keen on this idea of eggs because of the PB but also because of the whole antibotic/hormone deal with the chickens. Lol. ANYWAY, she did give me an agressive fill!! Got 1cc! So that gives me a total of 8.5cc in a 10cc band. Clear liquids tonight, full liquids tomorrow. Nap time for me. I'm so tired.
  2. :lol:Lol. Either Blue or Edys works. It has to be the fat free no sugar added kind. Makes my BFF 'go' too!! We both joke that we need to eat it while sitting on the toilet, because it makes our tummies rumble pretty quickly! Lol. I almost went out and bought some last night. I think it's Blue Bunny that has it in a toffee crunch flavor. It's not bad. Lol. :biggrin:
  3. Well, then maybe I'll check that yogurt out... Lol. I'm desperate! I miss pooping daily. :huh2: Haha. I could talk about poop all day everyday. It must be the nurse in me.
  4. I don't get this under my belly - yet - but I do get rashes behind my knees! Soooo annoying! I have to remind myself to keep my legs out straight when I've been sweating or after showering, until I'm totally dry.
  5. Stef - I used the Herbalife Cleanse the first time and then I used one from the health food store that the lady there recommended. I liked both... but I can't seem to poop without them. Lol. Maybe I'll try the prune juice thing. I could just eat some of that low carb fat free ice cream - lol - it cleans me out with one bite!!
  6. Glad you got to ride BG! It's about damn time!!
  7. Big Baby - You freaking ROCK!! Congratulations!!! Stef - I love comments too. :thumbup: All - I, like Stef, am promoting my pics in my profile. Lol. Be nice. Lol. Lol.
  8. Lol. Yeah, I hollared at Stef yesterday to fix it. Working good now - Hurrah!
  9. YES!!!!!! I've done 2 colon cleanses and I 'go' well while on them (2 wks each one) but as soon as I've finished the treatment I go back to stopped up! I sooooo wish I could eat even a small side salad to help scrub my colon! Haha. I take stool softeners and thats not really a problem... I just don't 'go'... They say that a 'normal' person should go 2-3 times a day - I know, I thought that was insane too, but yeah. Anything less than minimum once a day IS constipation! Insanity. Fiber suppliments make me fart.
  10. It;s about damn time! Lol.
  11. Too bad he didn't cut his dick off on a jagged edge or get an infection or something. Lol. Oh well... I just feel sorry for his table...
  12. OMG C - I heard about that on the radio today!!! Stef (of TX, Whatev...) - Thanks for liking my eyes. They are my fave part of me. Lol. Like I said - thats the only part of me thats not fat! Hahaa
  13. Hey all... if you're bored - like I am - go lookie at my pics now. Lol. Stef inspired me to start posting pics of myself up in my profile albums... even if I'm not skinny and hot like her. I should really be cleaning or paying bills or something...
  14. OMG! Stef. I hate you because you are beautiful. Lol... remember those old Pantene shampoo commercials? Seriously though, you look soooo good! I'll look that good after thousands of dollars of cosmetic surgery!!
  15. Stef - quit bragging about your arms and post a damn picture - of YOU!
  16. Stef - You rock!!!
  17. I want to do this too... but scared that it will be 'too much' for me and I'll be unable to finish! There isn't one in my city anyway... so I'd have to travel...
  18. Stef... I FINALLY started read that lift like a man look like a goddess rules book yesterday. It was starting to motivate me... then I got off owrk at 8pm and was exhausted, Lol. Working late again today... but hopefully tomorrow since I get off at my regular time (4pm) I can get to the gym... or even just go for a dang walk... depends on if it's raining or not. I think it's supposed to rain/storm here most of the week. Lol. I just wanna go ride my bike!
  19. lol. I'm so glad everyone else felt compelled to look at the pics. I wouldn't worry about getting blocked... not like you went to a naughty site or anything... it was merely educational!!
  20. Wow BG! I say you kick back with a drink and call it good!
  21. Yeah, I have that too... and since I'm still quite overweight, I have very fat arms with the jiggly skin, etc... so when I'm not wearing my Bugg (Shorter sleeved shirt and in a nice resturant) you can totally see my Bugg indention! It looks like my arm has a fat roll!!! So far that is the only downside to the Bugg for me.
  22. Sausage Wallet? Thats awesome. I'm at work - for a 12 hour shift - on my day off... This better look good my my paycheck!
  23. Luckily for me, my gym has 'cardio-vision' so I can watch TV while I'm on a tredmill or elliptical. :thumbup: Luv you too!!! And... feel sorry for me today - I signed up to work a 12 hr shift on my day off!! WHat was I thinking!?!?!
  24. Stef, I think you're forgetting - I don't WANT to do hard work. Lol. Went to dinner with more friends last night... all my friends are married, I'm always the 3rd or 5th wheel. Anyway, went to a Pad Thai noodle place. So good! I had veggie fried rice. Lol. I'd never been there before, and this set of friends don't know about my band, so I needed to be careful. I did really well! haha. I ate very slow, pea sized bites, talked alot so I could 'avoid' eating. I'm also the only one who had a take-out box! Then we went back to their house, cause we're really big nerds, and played a game that we pretty much play every weekend called Settlers of Catan. Fun stuff. BUT... OK. So the husband of this couple, I've known him for several years, but only met his wife about 2 years ago, after they got married. He used to play in a metal band and I'd go to their shows to support the band, I was friends with a few other guys there too. He used to get drunk and hit on me. I always thought it was funny, just a drunk dude flirting with a fat chick... never thought more than that. But even NOW, when his wife will leave the room or something, he'll make comments. He texts me and says things someones husband shouldn't say. I'm not sure if this is just a continuation of our old flirting, or what? It's weird! Last night, after I'd gotten home, he texted me to tell me how good I had looked and thanked me for coming over and stuff. ANY joking-flirting I do with him, I always make sure his wife is around. I adore her and they have two babies (2 years and 7 months). WHat do ya'll think? Should i just quit hanging out there so much?
  25. It usually takes BG and J to raunch up the thread. Today I am happy to have helped in my own little way. :thumbup:

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