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And for the record CG aka Pretty Pink b***h aka redneck country bumkin started it. I just finished it! Maybe.....

Bitchin huh!

I hope you passed? Did you study? I hate test!

Another great article Jean! I wish I had studied the dictionary as a kid. Plus, that Valerie is a very smart cookie! I always look forward to your articles, keep them coming.

Best thing for you to do is call your surgeon.

Well with the size of my butt, it's going to take a Amazon warrior woman to kick it. Not some lil ole redneck, country bumkin! )

All joking aside, I really wuv my little redneck friend!

I think that hair dye went to your brain. Oh ya, wrong end! Bahahaha

Oh, I forgot something :P

Probably would be better than the opossum belly grits you been feeding them, PPRB!!!

Welcome FNA! You'll find a lot of great people here. Post often so we can get to know you.

See what I mean by out of hand on last thread?

Yep, pure redneck!!

Reposting is not a problem. The other thread got a little out of hand, right aj? Lil Sexy here! Never been little or sexy, so hopefully Lil Sexy will get me there. Should change name to Lil Healthy, interested more in that.lol

You must have had a can of bad ass today!!!

You bad!!!

Thank you my good friend!

Post op will be on 4wks liquid!!!

As usual my good friend CG is correct. Follow Drs orders & don't cheat! Best wishes on your journey!

I just found out this morning that my Dr determines this between patients. I was at my last educational class before next Monday's surgery and each of us had a different diet. 2 were doing shakes and I'm on a 1200 cal low carb diet. I thought the Drs kept all their patients on same plan, but no.

Just came from my last educational appt before surgery next Monday and they did say to go only to the two ER's they're affiliated with. Like Sojo, pass up my 2 local ERs. Good to know you can throw up blood and it doesn't mean you're dying. But get it checked. Hope you're feeling better!

You know I have been on so many diets in my 56yrs I can't even count. You lose 50lbs, you gain 70 lbs, I lose 100 gain 120. I would refuse any new fad diet. Can you live the rest of your life on a liquid diet, no. That means as soon as you stop, back comes the weight plus some. I agree with Mis73, you have the tool. Maybe it needs some tweaking, but it is something that can work.

The LB pamphlet says 1-2 lbs per week, so I think they are being a little unreasonable.