SweetTee

Being able to sit crossed legged on the couch, not having to call in a crane when I need to get up off the floor, and most off all, not feeling like a fat woman has been standing on my feet all day!

Been thinking about the things I have and will be able to do once I get to goal and just before. This is meant to be funny but true, feel free to add to the list, here are a few I thought of:
Being able the walk up a flight of stairs without an oxygen tank strapped to my back
Not having to purchase slip ons because i can't reach my feet
Being able to see my feet
For the men, Yes I do still have a penis, I knew it was there somewhere
No more acrobatics to clean my tushy
being able to use a regular towel instead of two sewn together to cover my really really big blessing in the back....
Saving money because I don't have to buy towels extra larger to cover my really really big blessing...
this is just a few....hope you get a giggle from it.......feel free to add to it

Not having my butt knock things off shelves when I turn around in a store.

Great! I hope all is well. Can't wait to hear from you. Keep us posted.

So glad to hear that all went well and you're having a smooth recovery. Take it easy and get plenty if rest.

You guys are hilarious. I have truly enjoyed VST today! Such a sweet dysfunctional family! He he he:)

Yes I am nervous! Thanks for the pics. OMG! What am I doing, LOL! I'm so ready.

Great! I hope all is well. Can't wait to hear from you. Keep us posted.

And I thought I was alone. The son is drinking my Protein Shakes, the babies eating all the ice cream and chicken broth, my husband eating all the salad. I could give them all a swift kick in the rear end! (Not the 6 & 8 yr old). Lol! I'm just ready for this to be over with already.

OMG! The day is fast approaching! I'm so excited for you. Can't wait to read all the updates and progress reports. I'm right behind you!

Thanks...he is definitely clueless! Lol. I am now feeding my son my favorite treat...might still chuck it or throe it at the hubs head?

Mine brought me home chocolate covered strawberries ( ok, I actually enjoyed one!) & a flipping Cheesecake!! He's fixing to wear that!!! :-(

He eats everything!!! Peanuts, Almond, fish sticks,crab cakes,Jell-O even my cottages cheese!!!! To add insult to the injury guess what he buys me for Valentines day?!? A BIG BOX OF CHOCOLATE!!!!

Omg my partner is the same way! I have a stash of Protein Bars, Protein milk and a bunch of peanuts and Snacks and he eats them all. I went bezerke and said you can have anything you pig and you eat all my stuff?! He slept on the couch that night.... Ok only for like ten minutes till I got scared of the dark.

I'll be leaving next Wed, surgery on Thurs (Feb 21st). I'm going alone. Honestly, for me, the positives outweigh the negatives. For five days I will focus on how I am feeling, and what I need...rather than have to worry about how my companion is doing. I also trust that Dr. Garcia and his staff will take excellent care of me.
I sometimes worry that, if I have a serious complication, I will regret going alone. But then I realized that if there is a serious problem, what could my companion do other than worry? He/she would have to follow the doctor's recommendation on what needs to be done. So I'm going forward... thinking of this as a great adventure...and looking forward to telling everyone how I went ALONE to Tijuana, Mexico, for surgery. Can't you just imagine the look on their faces?...because 98% of them will think I am a really brave but undoubtedly crazy person!!

Yes I am nervous! Thanks for the pics. OMG! What am I doing, LOL! I'm so ready.

OMG! The day is fast approaching! I'm so excited for you. Can't wait to read all the updates and progress reports. I'm right behind you!

Well I'm beginning to experience this liquid in liquid out. . Not fun having to have a Kung fu grip on the cheeks you know.!!

Asses of water....well alrighty then I prefer glasses myself.....ROFL to funny

I feel like Im loosing my ever flippen mind!! My surgery is in 15 days... I am stalking the mess out of this forum!
Will I have a leak?
Will I get dehydrated?
Will this really work for me?
Will someone kidnap my fat ass in Mexico?
Have I lost my mind?
Will some other tragedy fall upon me before I get it done?
Is this really going to happen?
Will I go bald?
What am I going to tell people?

K. I'm done. Sorry just had to vent.:-)

Happy dance!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't wait for the 26th to get here already. Only on day 2 of the pre-op diet and I'm craving everything. Right now I want fish and chips.< /p>

Yes I am nervous! Thanks for the pics. OMG! What am I doing, LOL! I'm so ready.