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Marty McSkinnystein

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    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from Valencia78 in This May Be Inappropriate, Forgive Me :)   
    Well! Humph! I never!
    How inappropriate. (kegeling...lalalala)
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    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from jennyblue111 in This May Be Inappropriate, Forgive Me :)   
    Technically I guess we could google "how much fat is in a va jay jay" and then get a study done on yours before and measure the difference. I fear I may never stop laughing. I'm just waiting for someone to tell me I'm immature because it's a serious question. And it is. But.....
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    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from Soon2BMiniMommy in This May Be Inappropriate, Forgive Me :)   
    Ah the irony that her great-granddaughter's name is GeauxForit.
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    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from Lhollingsworth in The 10 Hardest Things About Being Sleeved....   
    1. the 1st day or 2 after- but pain controlled with drugs
    2. the beginning liquid only stage that you totally forget about
    3. nothing
    4. nothing
    5. nothing
    6. expense of buying new clothes
    7. um...nothing
    8. small portions? but so what...
    9. nothing
    10. making sure I drink enough and eat. Oh wait, that's the whole world's problem...
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    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from Lhollingsworth in The 10 Hardest Things About Being Sleeved....   
    1. the 1st day or 2 after- but pain controlled with drugs
    2. the beginning liquid only stage that you totally forget about
    3. nothing
    4. nothing
    5. nothing
    6. expense of buying new clothes
    7. um...nothing
    8. small portions? but so what...
    9. nothing
    10. making sure I drink enough and eat. Oh wait, that's the whole world's problem...
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    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from lexi710 in This May Be Inappropriate, Forgive Me :)   
    You rock!
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    Marty McSkinnystein reacted to Queen of Crop in The 10 Hardest Things About Being Sleeved....   
    To wanttolive ad bee30: you will soon be on the other side! We're all here for you as you navigate your way through the next few months...you are both in for a very exciting year!!! Be sure to take Before photos (today!) You won't regret it. Hopefully both of you read my blog yesterday...(click on the link below my signature to get to it or just go to queenofcrop.com I wrote in a little more detail what the hardest parts were for me in the last year...and as you will see, it wasn't much. You'll both do great.
    To MartyMcSkinnystein: love your post!
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    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from Lhollingsworth in The 10 Hardest Things About Being Sleeved....   
    1. the 1st day or 2 after- but pain controlled with drugs
    2. the beginning liquid only stage that you totally forget about
    3. nothing
    4. nothing
    5. nothing
    6. expense of buying new clothes
    7. um...nothing
    8. small portions? but so what...
    9. nothing
    10. making sure I drink enough and eat. Oh wait, that's the whole world's problem...
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    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from ShouldBlittler in Nsv --- Good Multi-Colored Tights!   
    I've always thought Hue makes the best opaque control top tights. But at sizes 4 and 5 they only come in black and brown.
    Today I fit into a size 3 of a grey pair I bought long ago for "just in case." Now I'll be able to get purple and pink and orange and blue and every color under the sun!!! Yay!!! (Not that I will get orange . But I can!!) Yay!!
  10. Like
    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from Lhollingsworth in The 10 Hardest Things About Being Sleeved....   
    1. the 1st day or 2 after- but pain controlled with drugs
    2. the beginning liquid only stage that you totally forget about
    3. nothing
    4. nothing
    5. nothing
    6. expense of buying new clothes
    7. um...nothing
    8. small portions? but so what...
    9. nothing
    10. making sure I drink enough and eat. Oh wait, that's the whole world's problem...
  11. Like
    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from ShouldBlittler in Nsv --- Good Multi-Colored Tights!   
    I've always thought Hue makes the best opaque control top tights. But at sizes 4 and 5 they only come in black and brown.
    Today I fit into a size 3 of a grey pair I bought long ago for "just in case." Now I'll be able to get purple and pink and orange and blue and every color under the sun!!! Yay!!! (Not that I will get orange . But I can!!) Yay!!
  12. Like
    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from ShouldBlittler in Nsv --- Good Multi-Colored Tights!   
    I've always thought Hue makes the best opaque control top tights. But at sizes 4 and 5 they only come in black and brown.
    Today I fit into a size 3 of a grey pair I bought long ago for "just in case." Now I'll be able to get purple and pink and orange and blue and every color under the sun!!! Yay!!! (Not that I will get orange . But I can!!) Yay!!
  13. Like
    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from ShouldBlittler in Nsv --- Good Multi-Colored Tights!   
    I've always thought Hue makes the best opaque control top tights. But at sizes 4 and 5 they only come in black and brown.
    Today I fit into a size 3 of a grey pair I bought long ago for "just in case." Now I'll be able to get purple and pink and orange and blue and every color under the sun!!! Yay!!! (Not that I will get orange . But I can!!) Yay!!
  14. Like
    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from jennyblue111 in This May Be Inappropriate, Forgive Me :)   
    Technically I guess we could google "how much fat is in a va jay jay" and then get a study done on yours before and measure the difference. I fear I may never stop laughing. I'm just waiting for someone to tell me I'm immature because it's a serious question. And it is. But.....
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    Marty McSkinnystein reacted to sleeve 4 me in From Morbidly Obese To "just" Obese   
    great job!
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    Marty McSkinnystein reacted to CowgirlJane in From Morbidly Obese To "just" Obese   
    congrats! I started out with a 52 BMI so I can totally related to your joy... it is wonderful!
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    Marty McSkinnystein reacted to Threetimesacharm in From Morbidly Obese To "just" Obese   
    Congratulations! What a milestone to have reached!! You did it!
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    Marty McSkinnystein reacted to jeepfreak in From Morbidly Obese To "just" Obese   
    Don't you just love being able to eat a Lean Cuisine & being full? I can only eat half of one so getting 2 meals out of one is just wonderful to me!
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    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from kbby in From Morbidly Obese To "just" Obese   
    I'm pretty glad. For me it's been relatively easy. Having a little Lean Cuisine right now (turkey dinner if you can believe it haha)- the one with the green Beans only and quite satisfied.
    Honestly, if you're thinking of doing it...I am 4 months out and don't feel any difference in my life. You eat less and it's much easier to do it without that hunger hormone. Period. (For me).
    I've had many challenges the past few months including my husband getting hit by a drunk driver (he's in tons of pain and has damage to his back and neck-- but he's alive!!).
    The thing is, if I hadn't done this and lost 60 lbs. so far, I never would have had the energy to get me through all the hard work of doing so much at home and at work (a very hard school year).
    Thanks for all your support here. It has helped me a lot.
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    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from Virgo_Chk in Recovering From The Sleeve Gastrectomy   
    I was fine. Some gas pain in the beginning. But.. the worst part was waking up with BACK pain from laying in one position for so long. And I didn't realize in recovery I could pull myself into a comfortable position (thought I'd pull something loose..lol). Once I knew I could adjust myself and I got back in the room with "the good stuff" in my I.V. I was fine- walking that night.
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    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from Soon2BMiniMommy in This May Be Inappropriate, Forgive Me :)   
    Ah the irony that her great-granddaughter's name is GeauxForit.
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    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from Soon2BMiniMommy in This May Be Inappropriate, Forgive Me :)   
    How do you explain it if you're a klutz like me and the balls fall out and you trip over them and break your neck while running on the treadmill. "I was...um...er...ah... just put the cast on." -not that I can't keep them in with the best of them......(oohoooh she went there!!!)
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    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from Star1221 in I Just Had To Share   
    Wow! What a difference. Congrats!!
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    Marty McSkinnystein reacted to Lissa in Support And Klnowledge   
    I'm always amazed at the IRL meetings when people ask questions that I consider basics. I wonder how they ever coped with having surgery without more information than they have! I usually feel like a big mouth in those meetings because I'm answering so many questions. VST Rocks!!! All the info that is out here is life-saving, IMO. I recommend the board here constantly.
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    Marty McSkinnystein got a reaction from xavtay2 in Things You Can Never Have Again With Sleeve :(   
    It's a miracle really, how you don't even WANT some of the things that you used to.
    If I want a bite of a "goodie." rarely- I have it. If it's a goodie that I used to gorge on- I don't even want it...I'm afraid to let those little things sneak in.
    Do I like the idea of a big cheesesteak on a huge roll with cheese fries- yes.
    But I'm free from really obsessing about it. The roll could be scooped out and
    I could have a fry or two- if I wanted. Someday. But I choose to maximize this ultimate losing time in the first year by making better choices. Honestly we can't eat all that much and have this amazing satisfaction from the little amount.
    Funny story. I was in Trader Joe's and they had a medicine sample cup of a fancy shrimp dish. Haha-Dinner! It's pretty awesome to fill up on hardly anything but also get the delicious taste and not feel deprived. I'm happy.
    I was talking to this person who happens to be a WW coach yesterday and he asked how I handle the cravings with such little food and I'm like..you don't have them because you're free from that constant hunger/want for food-- the ghrelin- appetite/hunger hormone, is gone.
    So strange how life is now...

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