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babygrl1234

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Everything posted by babygrl1234

  1. Dear Son, Thank you for smooshing Daddy's deodorant into your hair instead of mine. Love, MOM
  2. No but I heard on the radio that there was a huge brawl out at a mall near me over a parking spot. They had to call the cops in and someone had a gun. And this was at pretty much the most upscale mall in the state lol.
  3. It is either one of three things... The leader puts you there. You were the first memeber fo the group. You have been a myspace member the longest. I have no idea which one it is though.
  4. No more potlucks. I think my blood sugar is at about 45987298749347 right now.
  5. For $50 I would go to Lifetime. They are open 24-7, have better child care hours and is the damn biggest gym I have ever seen. I wish there was one closer to my house.
  6. Dear Son, Thank you for dropping my Bath Bomb from Lush in the toilet while you were trying to go potty and then fishing it out and throwing it on the floor. It fizzed out and made the most wonderus mess. Love, Your always surprised mother
  7. Ohh is it Lifetime Fitness? Totally worth the $50 IMO.
  8. Speaking of your son, he was just texting me lol.
  9. Dear Second born child of mine, Please stay out of Mommy's Chistmas card making tools. I have asked you at least 45 times to not touch these things. When I hide them up high it is to keep you out of them, not to encourage you to refine your climbing skills. I understand you think glitter is pretty, but cleaning it from every surface of our house is not worth the dazzle that you get from it. Also thank you for using my Water color pencils to tattoo yourself instead of the sharpie markers you used last time. The clean up was a breeze. Love, Your tired of cleaning the house Mom
  10. That sucks really bad. I say put them back out and then crouch behind some bushes all GI Joe like and shoot the hell out of them with a paintball gun when they come back.
  11. I have to admit I dislike the cold much more now that I am thinner. It is amazing what a loss of insulation will do for you. I used to hate summer and now I wish it were here.
  12. Damn sun lamps just don't do it for me anymore lol. I did actually see blue sky for about 1.5 minutes this afternoon. But hey the kiddies had a great time playing in the snow and I taught myself how to use the newly fixed snowblower, thus ending my shoveling days permanantly.
  13. Congrats LJM. I am way jealous.
  14. Bitch. I actually shoveled snow about a week after my surgery. Yeah stupid, I know but no one else was gonna do it. I have not had any port pain while doing so even this morning digging out of nearly a foot of snow that fell last night.
  15. Go Jenn! You are such a dork lol. We need to set up the Libby Lu thing. Since I got the tickets, I am assigning this as your job like asap. How long does it take? Do we need to get them out of school early? Oh crap. I am turning into THAT parent.
  16. Sue has the vet determined the reason for the seizures? My parent's dog actually has epilepsy and has been surviving nicely on daily meds for years now. Hopefully it is something that can be controlled and not something truely bad.
  17. Jump roping is fun but house shaking...not so much. I was shoveling earlier for my exercise lol. Then I used our newly fixed snowblower. I must say after snowblowing for the first time, I will never shovel snow again. OMFG I cannot believe I was missing the easiness of this fantastic machine. I may not have to move to Arizona after all.
  18. Poop on snow and ice. We have gotten about a foot since last night and it is still coming down strong. I wanna move to Arizona.
  19. I can't believe that show is still on lol.
  20. Okay now that I managed to make it to R&R..... I have seen this elsewhere and think it could be fun......Feel free to add on any letter you wish you could send to someone lol. Dear Mr. Low Life Ticket Scalper, I hope that selling those floor tickets to see Hannah Montana that just went on sale today at 12:00 noon for $1,500 on Ebay brings you joy to your life. Give me a fucking break. Instead of capitalizing on something that kids like, why don't you find another hobby, like maybe sword swallowing, and let those people who really want the tickets for their children get them at face value. It really just frustrates me to no end that schmucks like you can get tickets. I understand there are not enough tickets for those who may want them, but there are some kids that won't get to go that maybe could have, if the low life scum suckers like you that jack up prices were not around. You are a piece of shit and I hope you get hit by a truck. Sincerely, Pissed off Mom, thankful to have gotten her daughter tickets, but would have also liked to be able to take her niece

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