Psyche! I just want to see how many people click on an X-rated topic that claim they are offended by hot n' spicy posts. I'm ticked off after reading some Private Messages and E-mails with people reminding me to act like a lady and leave my sex topics in the bedroom. Funny, I bet you people are reading this right now.

I don't smoke pot, but I'd personally rather see bong and marijuana leaf avatars than crosses, loaves and fishes. I don't think LBT is a place for religion or politics because those subjects are simply too controversial. But that's just my opinion. For me, Jesus and praying is as personal as masturbation. I'm not saying I don't believe in my own brand of faith, but frankly, many people are offended by Jesus talk. And if you think that my mentioning Jesus and masturbation in the same sentence is blasphemous, then I guess Jesus really isn't the creator of all, considering he created the vibrator according to the bible. (Side note to Jesus, thank you very, very much for my nipples, clitoris and G-spot.)

Anyone that has a problem with offensive posts needs to put things in perspective before complaining about them. It's all relative. Maybe you don't like to read about sex, but others don't want to read prayers or political expressions. If you don't like a topic, click the "back" button and go to another thread. I don't think this is a place for kids, so keep kids out (again, just my opinion.)

Please don't read between the lines and start a war. I'm not asking moderators to censor religion or politics, I'm just pointing out some very grown-up sensibility. Let's work on it. Fair is fair. Practice what you preach, yada yada. I'll stop bringing sexuality to the boards if you stop bringing kids, religion and politics here. How's that for a bargain?

P.S. F.I.J., this has nothing to do with you, it's just a coincidental timing thing. Me & you are good

Don't e-mail me or PM me to hide, either. Say it loud, say it clear, say it here.

Read Big Sur. My favorite book by Kerouac. It's nuts! Try Ginsberg in addition to Burroughs, and you'll be "On the road" with your discovery of the Beats.

Im so lost with this conversation.. but I still wanted to say XXX Rated threads are cool LOL I so need to go to bed....... LOL

Francesca, is that you answering, or is Dave hiding out in LBT lately? This is the perverted sex thread. We are evil sinners that enjoy orgasms. I was going to stop participating because I thought I said everthing that needed to be said, but then I got 3 more PMs cheering me on and asking for more.

So, have you had your orgasms today?

Orgasms, we're lucky in the Uk if we get one. And do you really get to have them every day ?

You always have to go one better in the States.!!!!!!!

Gaynor

not only every day, but multiple...

Maybe that's the rule in Idaho, Vines! Guess I must be a Brit at heart. . .

It's not an Idaho thing... at least in SE ID... They are afraid of sex here, which is really weird, all things considered.

No, it's a me thing, probably.

No, it's a me thing, probably.

Well now you're just being a show off.

Unless partnerless counts?

Unless the rabbit counts as a partner?

*Note to Devil DeLarla--don't get any ideas here-- if you think I'm putting my single-self in YOUR wicked hands you must think I'm a LOT braver (or dumber!) than I am.

So, have you had your orgasms today?

No. But I hope to go home today and see a UPS package at my door. It's supposed to be delivered today. Yay me!!!

(I should be in a MUCH better mood tomorrow!)

edit: no I won't...I just looked up the package tracking...I wasn't there to sign so no happy night for me.....:cry:

LMAO at Lisa!!!!!!! Pollack is spelled Polak dear. Too funny, did you do that on purpose? If you didn't, it will make me laugh harder!! Gosh I love ya Lisa!

Dictionary Usage:

It is curious that a word Polack is pejorative in English language even though it is the Polish word for a Pole. The term was popularized by a TV show "All in the Family." Archie Bunker (1971-1983) referred often to his son-in-law Mike Stivic as "Polack pinko meathead." The show had a huge success, and it popularized the term through the usage of Polish jokes. An example joke comes from Mad magazine’s 1973 parody of Johnny Carson’s "Amazing Carnak" mentalist routine:

CARNAK: The answer is "Dope Ring!"

ANNOUNCER: And what is the question?

CARNAK: Describe six Polacks sitting in a circle.

Long before Americans started using the term in an insulting way, it was already well-established in Europe. Karl Marx was one of the people that used it regularly. He once wanted to sue the London newspaper, The Daily Telegraph, which he said was owned by "polack Jews" (letter to Freidrich Engels, 02/09/1860). H. E. F. Donohue used it in "Gentlemen’s Game" ("He gets onto cursing all of them …the wops and the polacks and the niggers").

I gave out samples of Coochie Shave Cream at the Bash. I was reading the list of ingredients and other information from Slumber Parties, and I learned it can also be used as a cream rinse. I used it this morning, and it brought my dull, lifeless, color-damaged hair back to life! Girls, put some Coochie in your hair!

My friend is having a sex toy party on the 8th and has invited me. Maybe I'll get some of it to try. Although my hair is army, navy, air force, marines short now.

I bought some of that but haven't tried it yet (sorry Lisa, local store, I'll buy a BIG order from you in the next couple checks though! I have a list!). I read that it could be used as a conditioner and found that interesting. I'll be checkin' it out tonight!

Pea, I missed the whole Polak discussion till just now. I'm proud of my heritage. I come from a long line of strong, hard working people that came to America, learned the language, got jobs, bought land and flourished. My "Polak" grandmother owns 6 homes, my Polak father lives on the water in Key Largo, and my Polak mother is a Polak millionaire. Let them laugh!

As far as COOCHIE, my hair has been awful since dying it blonde. I've had Coochie by the case in my house but didn't learn about the cream rinse thing till last night. A little Coochie goes a long way!

I'm also a huge fan of Nympho Niagra. I'm just getting around to sampling some of my own goodies, and I'm very impressed. A few girls got some of my Bosom Buddies, too. Put that in the microwave for a few seconds, then pour on feet and wrap in plastic for an amazing sauna treatment.

I'm still having a blast. And now we have a bachelorette in the room (sorry, I prolly spelt that rong to.)

Marie, I don't care where you get your Coochie, just try it as cream rinse and write back when your hair is dry for an update.

And while I'm at it, some girls bought Pheromones, too. Not only does it have powers to draw people to you sexually, but it contains lots of herbs that are known to calm the nerves and boost your mood. Maybe that's why I'm so happy lately?