Psyche! I just want to see how many people click on an X-rated topic that claim they are offended by hot n' spicy posts. I'm ticked off after reading some Private Messages and E-mails with people reminding me to act like a lady and leave my sex topics in the bedroom. Funny, I bet you people are reading this right now.

I don't smoke pot, but I'd personally rather see bong and marijuana leaf avatars than crosses, loaves and fishes. I don't think LBT is a place for religion or politics because those subjects are simply too controversial. But that's just my opinion. For me, Jesus and praying is as personal as masturbation. I'm not saying I don't believe in my own brand of faith, but frankly, many people are offended by Jesus talk. And if you think that my mentioning Jesus and masturbation in the same sentence is blasphemous, then I guess Jesus really isn't the creator of all, considering he created the vibrator according to the bible. (Side note to Jesus, thank you very, very much for my nipples, clitoris and G-spot.)

Anyone that has a problem with offensive posts needs to put things in perspective before complaining about them. It's all relative. Maybe you don't like to read about sex, but others don't want to read prayers or political expressions. If you don't like a topic, click the "back" button and go to another thread. I don't think this is a place for kids, so keep kids out (again, just my opinion.)

Please don't read between the lines and start a war. I'm not asking moderators to censor religion or politics, I'm just pointing out some very grown-up sensibility. Let's work on it. Fair is fair. Practice what you preach, yada yada. I'll stop bringing sexuality to the boards if you stop bringing kids, religion and politics here. How's that for a bargain?

P.S. F.I.J., this has nothing to do with you, it's just a coincidental timing thing. Me & you are good

Don't e-mail me or PM me to hide, either. Say it loud, say it clear, say it here.

I don't know about that, but I've been using the bubble bath as a shower gell, and I can attest that it shrunck my ass, hips and thighs to the point I can take a bath without becoming The Crystal Dam!

Good for you. I agree. I do not come to this sight to discuss politics and religion. I want to read more about every day life (this includes sex) with the Lap Band. How it affects us every day.

If I want politics I'll watch the news. And when I want religion I go to church.

I am glad fort you that you are sexually free. And I especially agree that religion and politics are very controversial topics that can divide peopl wh would otherwise have everything in common. I think you then go on to insult and disrespect those of us who have a belief in Jesus and a strong faith base. I respect your belief to not believe in a higher power, those are your beliefs. But I come her for support and fellowship for fellow banders, I don't preach that your going to burn in hell for eternity for non-belief.

I just think you alienated a lot of open minded people who happen to hold religious beliefs

Good for you. I agree. I do not come to this sight to discuss politics and religion. I want to read more about every day life (this includes sex) with the Lap Band. How it affects us every day.

If I want politics I'll watch the news. And when I want religion I go to church.

I totally agree.