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NSV.. until...

I probably have no right posting a NSV right now, since I realize my weightloss is primarily a factor of dehydration, but it's a funny story...

First, 3 weeks ago I weighed 340 lbs and had a 54" waist. I now weigh 301 lbs and I was looking for some pants to wear to go to my son's indoor soccer game...

... and I found a 50x30 pair of jeans I'd never worn. I put them on, and they fit! Then I grabbed a 3x shirt (which is *almost* biggish on me) and put it on, and I looked really good =)

I said to my wife "Man, I think I could go downtown tonight and get laid in this!" (Jokingly, of course.) She replied, "You could, honey, except for your belly."

I stared at her, mouth agape, and she said "NO NO NO NO NO! I meant because of your incisions!!!!!!"

Classic...

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LOL... is THAT all you guys ever think about???

Clothes fitting's are always a great NSV! Glad to see youve perked up.

Now, ONLY good things from here on, ok?

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With thoughts like that I know you are healing up! ;)

=) Yeah, when things were really bad, there was like a 20 minute period when sex never even crossed my mind. No wonder I was depressed.

Seriously though, I just had another 6 ounces of tea. I feel SO much better than I did yesterday. I really appreciate everyone's support... I really needed it.

Wow... 20 minutes is an awfully long time... you really did feel bad! Glad you are up to par again!

Wow Jonathon, that is tooo funny! She was trying to be cute and sounds like she was!! LoL...seriously though, that's a great NSV congrats and keep it up! Get rid of all the gas and keep drinking the water and tea and jeezzzz you'll drop even more weight!

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No its not...a good example was today... we thought about football...
Hmm... I remember seeing some girls in short skirts dancing on a green field... almost as if they were cheering about something... Was there a football game too??

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