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I probably have no right posting a NSV right now, since I realize my weightloss is primarily a factor of dehydration, but it's a funny story...
First, 3 weeks ago I weighed 340 lbs and had a 54" waist. I now weigh 301 lbs and I was looking for some pants to wear to go to my son's indoor soccer game...
... and I found a 50x30 pair of jeans I'd never worn. I put them on, and they fit! Then I grabbed a 3x shirt (which is *almost* biggish on me) and put it on, and I looked really good =)
I said to my wife "Man, I think I could go downtown tonight and get laid in this!" (Jokingly, of course.) She replied, "You could, honey, except for your belly."
I stared at her, mouth agape, and she said "NO NO NO NO NO! I meant because of your incisions!!!!!!"
Classic...