I demand that you all amuse me...somehow! or,..or I will amuse myself!

(amuse NOT abuse get your minds out of the gutter!)

Don't know if ya'll have seen this before, but I get a kick out of some of these:***************

Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over

Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than walk

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,

with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock

Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Share these ideas!

Wheetsin -

LOL...it's been a long day! I read that as GUM, and couldn't figure out what it was.

Ahem - - I get it now.

Great video

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eEGjXObPRQ]Commercials they should air, but don't[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIsHj3DNGUc]Commercials part 2[/ame]

Commercials part 3

lol...you guys rock.

becuase every forum needs a reminder...

lol..

ive become an expert at online porn since releasing my job....I got your two other people right here all wrapped up in one!

Handle every situation like a dog.</p> <p></p> <p>If you can't eat it or hump it.</p> <p>Piss on it and walk away</p>

Hahahahahaha