I demand that you all amuse me...somehow! or,..or I will amuse myself!

(amuse NOT abuse get your minds out of the gutter!)

So am I. No one wants to rant and rave, apparently. Figures. Once I get the first chance I've had all weekend to get online, everyone leaves.

Hand Me That Vodka Bottle. Now!!!

everybody knows Garfield is only funny when his thought bubbles are edited out

[Homer Simpson] mmmmmmm....Lifeguards *drool* [/Homer Simpson]

Knowledge is Power.

Power Corrupts.

Study.

Be Evil.

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*suspiciously looks at laurend*

The t-shirt reminded me of when I was prego some 23 years ago. My husband who is an ironworker had a shirt that read for a perfect erection, my shirt said under construction - aww come on we were just kids!

Something I put together for a funny contest..

you are a sick, sick person laura...to bad you are not single :heh:

.....ok....does THIS help????:faint:

anybody else notice he picks his nose with his pinkie and then puts his ring finger in his mouth?

Jack- EW.

I'm bored too, Mondays are horrible here.

And Derek- Aws <3 It's good to be appreciated :biggrin1:

Not sure what you were posting, but your tag made me think of a good slogan.

Save a tree, eat a beaver!

She was bored too.