As part of my grieving process, I've found myself cleaning a lot. (Very out of character for me). This weekend I decided to gut my drawers and closets and ran across this forgotten weight loss "program". Positive Subliminal messages hidden in soothing music and nature sounds to help boost your willpower to lose weight. Brought me a welcome chuckle.....

You are getting sleeeepy..............

"chocolate tastes like pooooop......"

(Pretty sure the "complete" program included an electroshock kit to attach to your tongue )

I started to try a hypnotist once! ????

"You are eating pizza......not celery."

Wow, cassettes!

I used a hypnotist! I swear I would start clucking every time I heard the refrigerator door open. At least that is what my husband told me. LOL!

A friend of mine suggested I try hypnotizing myself to just 'think' I was banded. I knew it wouldn't work for me...I'm just way too cynical to believe that a hypnotic suggestion will work as well as the band itself. Except....I didn't think the band would work either. It has so sometimes I do wonder if hypnosis might have worked as well. Hmmm...?

Funny stuff!

Thanks!

Positive Subliminal messages hidden in soothing music and nature sounds to help boost your willpower to lose weight.

@@Kindle

:lol:

hubby and i went to a hypnosis seminar - mmmmany years ago

we were desperate

all it accomplished was draining our wallets

per @@Kindle

"I've found myself cleaning a lot "

wanna come over to my house and help out

i'll supply Quest Bars, yogurt, or "Protein shakes"

waiting to hear from you

kathy

Bwahaha! I think I had the same set - my old job brought a guy into the conference room and people signed up. I left the session and went to Wendy's.

Chocolate tastes like poop? If only.............

Really had a chuckle from this and some other replies.!