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Onderland

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I shared this on FB and thought you guys might enjoy it as well...

Onderland is that chick at the party that flirts with you all night, makes out with you in the laundry room, and then at the end of the night says shes not that kind of girl...

Right now were making out in the laundry room but I have a feeling the next time I step on the scale she'll tell me she's not that kind of girl... Weighing in at 199.8 today but we'll see what Saturday brings!

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  • LilMissDiva Irene
    LilMissDiva Irene

    LOL!!! You're right, she'll probably bail out a few times before she sticks around. It's okay though, you've got her in your grasp. Congrats!

  • Just hit onederland myself - for two weeks the scale would go from 199.0 to 201.0 finally it went to 194 and hopefuly it will only go down. My sleeve was done on January 10, 2012 and my weight was 2

  • tallysfunny
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    That is Fricking hilarious. You think like me...and that's scary!! So glad I found this site!!

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I shared this on FB and thought you guys might enjoy it as well...

Onderland is that chick at the party that flirts with you all night, makes out with you in the laundry room, and then at the end of the night says shes not that kind of girl...

Right now were making out in the laundry room but I have a feeling the next time I step on the scale she'll tell me she's not that kind of girl... Weighing in at 199.8 today but we'll see what Saturday brings!

LOL!!! You're right, she'll probably bail out a few times before she sticks around. It's okay though, you've got her in your grasp.

Congrats! ^_^

Just hit onederland myself - for two weeks the scale would go from 199.0 to 201.0 finally it went to 194 and hopefuly it will only go down.

My sleeve was done on January 10, 2012 and my weight was 260. I feel great but can't get even close to a size 12 still in a 16 but happy with that!

Nice....great analogy. :) Congrats on making it to Onederland.

too funny! the scale IS a total tease and head-trip!

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That is Fricking hilarious. You think like me...and that's scary!! So glad I found this site!!

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