Thought it might be fun to make a list of things that render an active, fun-loving thread... well, Dead.

I was reading the other day and I saw for the ka-zillionth time or so where some well meaning newbie jumped into a lively discussion to ask the question. You know the one... "What is a PB?"

Don't get me wrong, I am sure I did it too. Well maybe, I sure hope not.

What can someone post that will make you shut it down and walk away?

What were you doing anyway?

Delarla, haven't you had enough fun?

Well, I certainly haven't seen them busy here at LBT... *knits brow curiously*

Wait I'm not DeLarla, I'm 3Loves.

No, I'm 3Loves, you can be Lisa Bones.

Omg!! Roflmao!!!!

I kinda wanted to be Delarla.

Here's Your Sign.

Your multiple personalities have me so confused I have completely forgotten who I am. Oh well, it will come to me sooner or later.

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

Ok so..what does

Fitter

Psusan

No.name

3loves

have in common? Guess...

ugh...why do i have to work lol it keeps dragging me away.

DAWG! You still owe me brie!

Interesting but EXHAUSTING experiment! If you do everything PhotoNuts does all day by clicking from thread to thread to thread to nauseating thread following people uselessly around the board, she'll stop stalking you!

I just wasted an entire extended lunch hour seeing what it's like to live in the shoes of such *bows down* tenacious energy. If I knew I could replace my support meetings with LBT and a few bottles of wine, I'd have done this months ago!

Susan, honestly, where do you find the spunk (or interest *crosses eyes, baffled*) to trail these threads ALL DAY LONG? No matter what time I pop on, no matter how many times my computer crashes, no matter what I do, you are right here at LBT jumping from thread to thread to thread to thread! The most boring person I've ever witnessed, but at least you are #1 at what you do - such amazing enthusiasm!

Once again, I fold.

Is it just me, or do the rest of you think that the mods are leaving it alone, hoping we'll either:

a) Fight it out and get it out of our collective systems;

Give up and give it a rest;

c) Get bored and go away;

d) File for individual restraining orders;

e) Wake up with a grinning rictus hovering over us; or,

f) All of the above

?

d) File for individual restraining orders;

Already done.