Thought it might be fun to make a list of things that render an active, fun-loving thread... well, Dead.

I was reading the other day and I saw for the ka-zillionth time or so where some well meaning newbie jumped into a lively discussion to ask the question. You know the one... "What is a PB?"

Don't get me wrong, I am sure I did it too. Well maybe, I sure hope not.

What can someone post that will make you shut it down and walk away?

Ya'll are out of my league...I need a break!!!!!!!!! LOL

my D is missing again. please excuse my misspellings. We all know i am an intelligent woman, but the lack of the properly working D key is making me look as silly as some other members.

Hold down the alt key and then type on the number pad:

Alt 68 then release Alt = D

Alt 100 then release Alt = d

Now, if you decide to just run without D's.... It's your own "amn" fault

yeah....i think i'd rather go on looking like a moron. thanks.

yeah....i think i'd rather go on looking like a moron. thanks.

...... GRIN

I wanna be a LOOSER!!!

I wanna be a LOOSER!!!

I wanna be a TIGHTER

title changed. i feel its appropriate. any guesses on how many won't get it?

I get it!! :wave:

LOL!!! Too _amn funny!!!

Ok...

I just heard a dull *thud* sound, like someone getting hit in the chest. And then I hear Dawg say, "Ugh.. that was a silly thing to do"

He just punched himself. What a wacko.

Now he's over there singing.. "sphincter monkeys" to the tune of Freres Jacques.. Freres Jacques.. dorme vous..

Better than the barry white voice calling out "coooooooooooolon blooooooooooooooow"

Great, I thought this thread got renamed and went in the damn XXX thread by accident.

Holy Moly. My poor eyes.

*jedi stance*

Here's mine... *gets into character*:

i had surgery one month ago now everytime i eat my eyes and ears and butt and fingers bleed this only happens when i eat and then i go puke it all back up and i puke up blood and some chunks of body tissue and something that looks like gray spaghetti oh and one time a sock but that was just a week after surgery so i figured the surgeon musta left it in there and one time i peed and it was bloody and had hair in it and something that looked like a lego... and then usually after i poo or pee i pass out but i always regain consciousness within like 4 hours or so im never unconscious for more than 4 hours but when i wake up usually im blind for a few more hours and i cant feel my fingers or toes and im kind of dizzy and cant walk for a few days but after maybe a week or two i feel back to normal and the bleeding stops does anyone else have these symptoms? what is it? should i take pepto bismol?

What kills a thread for me is total absence of common sense. I have no problem meeting someone halfway, hell - I'll even go 70%, but come on - you have to show you're at least trying.

I seem to kill threads...

That is the funniest thing I have read on LapBandTalk!!!!!! WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wheets is da bomb!!