Thought it might be fun to make a list of things that render an active, fun-loving thread... well, Dead.

I was reading the other day and I saw for the ka-zillionth time or so where some well meaning newbie jumped into a lively discussion to ask the question. You know the one... "What is a PB?"

Don't get me wrong, I am sure I did it too. Well maybe, I sure hope not.

What can someone post that will make you shut it down and walk away?

Please! Just, dont tell anyone. Lets go under the kitchen table to eat it.

Hey Funny, did you see the Triple D's in my avatar?! Now I have 3 D's you can borrow for when you lose yours.

Luna - I'll be right over!!

HAAHAHAHAHA you stole my D!!!!

Actually screw dairy.

I'm thinking yeast. I'm thinking hops. I'm thinking sugar. Brewed to a full flavor and delivered in a very large glass mug.

Right here. Right now.

Hello, my names Paul and I have NO problem with drinking.

Hey, have you heard of chocolate martinis?!?!

Sorry, I'm short one X chromosome to even understand Martini.

Sorry, I'm short one X chromosome to even understand Martini.

there i go, snarfing my water again. I swear this thread cleans out my sinuses really well.

Did someone in this corner say something about chocolate?

there i go, snarfing my water again. I swear this thread cleans out my sinuses really well.

Doesn't snarfing usually involve bicycle seats?

i don't think i could fit that through my nose

Yep, there's chocolate in here. Can you smell it??!?!?!?!?!??!

i stole some of my kids m&m's

i think 3 of them is about 100 cals

*Raises his glass*

I'd like to propose a toast. To all dramafiends, thread warriors, and board barbarians.

Thanks for the chuckles, long may you rant, and I will be right here making just as much sense with you.

Teabagging is a slang term for the act of a man placing his genitals, specifically the scrotum, on the face, head, or in the mouth of another person.

Chilidogging

When you are tit f**king a girl and you take a dump on her chest to provide lubricant. The resulting penis covered in excrement between her tits resembles a disgusting chili dog.

Okay who makes this stuff up?? And what country does this occur in? I am all about trying something new but the day my husband shits on my chest, there best be a new car in the driveway of my new house!

no thanks KY would be my choice!! ugghhh......who cleans it up? I am getting a visual here...oh no!:faint: