Thought it might be fun to make a list of things that render an active, fun-loving thread... well, Dead.

I was reading the other day and I saw for the ka-zillionth time or so where some well meaning newbie jumped into a lively discussion to ask the question. You know the one... "What is a PB?"

Don't get me wrong, I am sure I did it too. Well maybe, I sure hope not.

What can someone post that will make you shut it down and walk away?

ooooooooow it hurts...make the laughter go away!!!! my port is killing me!

Can a sphincter prolapse through too much laughter.

I need help....

DIES AGAIN

for those that can't find it...

http://www.lapbandtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6178&d=1156475640

for those that can't find it...

http://www.lapbandtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6178&d=1156475640

Can I get a coroner....stat.

dawg didn't kill the thread....

the thread killed dawg

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I have come to the conclusion that I can get the same effect as colon blow just by reading some posts on LBT.

Maybe we should contact colonblow.com and see if they want to sub-contract with Alex to provide an "online colon blow" service?

This COMPLETELY off subject here... but...

I am ADDICTED to that show Big Brother and my favorite guy got kicked off last night... Chicken George! Reading all these fun posts made me think of him somehow.

This COMPLETELY off subject here... but...

I am ADDICTED to that show Big Brother and my favorite guy got kicked off last night... chicken George! Reading all these fun posts made me think of him somehow.

Heather....

Is it POSSIBLE to be off topic in this thread??

exactly why I mentioned it was OT

Heather...you speaking of OT posts is completely OT. Wanna fight?

shore do? Cuz I's a looser/./e.r?

Someone pass me a chilidog. I'm sure it would be a breath of fresh air compared to what I just stepped in on another thread. It's really getting deep around here.

Hey I'm a Looser too!!! Lets loose together. Shall we?

ewww. chilidog... ewww....

I told DH about that and he always knows slang terms for ANYTHING sexual, but he didn't know that.

His exact words were "That isn't very sanitary". Totally grossed him out.