Thought it might be fun to make a list of things that render an active, fun-loving thread... well, Dead.

I was reading the other day and I saw for the ka-zillionth time or so where some well meaning newbie jumped into a lively discussion to ask the question. You know the one... "What is a PB?"

Don't get me wrong, I am sure I did it too. Well maybe, I sure hope not.

What can someone post that will make you shut it down and walk away?

Watches the tumbleweed roll slowly through the dusty street.

Speaking of boobs. This is too precious. If you were a breastfeeding mom, you can relate.

Thats a man with a one track mind!

Drats, I thought I could kill the thread.

Well, we talked about poo, boobs and asses, next topic...

I say

Vagina.

Its hard to rhyme a word with vagina.

I can think of a few for Pu**y..

I thought the boob talk would have killed it, but there are a few of us who continue to hang on. It's going down! Abandon ship people!

Hang on to your FUPAs!

It's time for an overhaul!

*grabs hold and realizes there's no fupa anymore, runs around dancing, singing.. *

*meek voice* bitch

hehehehe..........................why herrrro der.. you fuh-ne woman. You make me raugh!

Attempts some one upmanship.

If your sphincter prolapses, should you seek medical assistanct?

Depends on which sphincter and if something was there during the fall.

Sing with me!

"This is the thread that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends, Morsaille posted it, not knowing what it was, and we'll keep posting in it, forever just because....

Dawg, I am imagining you rapping that.

Dawg, I am imagining you rapping that.

Damn, I can't even envision that.

Dawg featuring Fitty Cent "Yo thread won't end, slap it puff pant gasp licka licka"

Okay, got it now.

roflmao!!! No!

Alternative Abbreviations:

roflmao: Really Old Funky Llama Milk And Oatmeal

LOL: Large Obese Llama

IMO: Incontinent Monkey Orifice

IMHO: Incontinent Monkey Happy Orifice

WTF: Wierd Troublle Farting

DH: Damn Horny

DW: Don't Wanna

DS: Dip Sheeit.

DB: Dumb Bastard.

PB: Pretty Bored.