Thought it might be fun to make a list of things that render an active, fun-loving thread... well, Dead.

I was reading the other day and I saw for the ka-zillionth time or so where some well meaning newbie jumped into a lively discussion to ask the question. You know the one... "What is a PB?"

Don't get me wrong, I am sure I did it too. Well maybe, I sure hope not.

What can someone post that will make you shut it down and walk away?

*sings* Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

*drinks a bottle of water*

*sings* You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.. dont you? dont you? dont you?

*sings* Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

*drinks a bottle of water*

*sings* You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.. dont you? dont you? dont you?

Yes, Because it's all about me. DAMNIT.

I am brand new, not banded yet and I have a question....do I have to have surgery to get the band put on or can they put it in through my belly button...or better yet, can I just eat it?? Ok, ok LOL this has been so much fun, I have been rolling! I will NOT read this after surgery as I would hate to bust a seam and erode all due to laughing!!

Don't worry Patti. If you do bust a seam, it can be fixed through your ears. Guaranteed. Did you purchase the extended warranty?

About my ass...

It wasn't really my ass, it was a pic of someone else's ass.

I really have no ass.

It really sucks, because when I go to sit on my ass I just fall over.

Right now, I'm being propped up by 2 sawhorses and a guy named Vinny.

About my ass...

It wasn't really my ass, it was a pic of someone else's ass.

I really have no ass.

It really sucks, because when I go to sit on my ass I just fall over.

Right now, I'm being propped up by 2 sawhorses and a guy named Vinny.

Thats Bad Ass!

Oh My God, How CUTE are those?????

Can you kill a thread with over cute-ness?

Flying monkeys...

ROFLMAO PAUL! JUST STOP!!!!! LOL!!!!

Jack that is the most adorable photo of monkeys I've ever seen. I didn't know they could get so tiny.

A picture is worth a thousand words:

Is it just me... or is it smiling?

Baboon-sicle...

Was it the peer pressure or is it social commentary?

How do you get 4 gay guys on 1 bar stool?

Turn it upside down.

P'Nut's posted monkey photo reminds me of that.

It is definitely smiling.

What does that mean?:confused:

...pretty sure the straight guys'd fit on the barstool too...

and women for that matter...