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Carb delusions

I'm going through carb withdrawal today and as a result have these rather odd thoughts.

Has anyone seen the movie 'Christmas Story' where the kid sticks his tongue to the flag pole and starts screaming "Stuck...stuck..."?

Well everytime I get 'stuck' that visual pops into my head only it's me yelling "stuck...stuck...?"

Ok...off to start dinner.

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lol....and yet, so true!!!!!

Ok, I'm not having carb withdrawals, even worse is CRAVINGS!!!! argh!!! lol

Thanks for the visual. Maybe it will help.

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I have been able to eat Melba toast and whole whet wraps. I use the pizza cutter and have 1/2 a wrap as a sandwich a few times a week. That usually is carby enough. I would kill for a bagel though. I am in NYC so a NY bagel just might be worth getting "stuck, stUCK, STUCK" for...LOL

I have had bagel aversion therapy thanks to my band! Try slamming one down...go through the stuck, stuCK, STUCK line thanks to ElfiePoo. You won't want a bagel again for a LOOONG time!

Denise

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I have had bagel aversion therapy thanks to my band! Try slamming one down...go through the stuck, stuCK, STUCK line thanks to ElfiePoo. You won't want a bagel again for a LOOONG time!

Denise

I won't even try a bagel. I make homemade french bread and I thought I was going to die. You can't chew it enough or take small enough bites for that one to go down.

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I won't even try a bagel. I make homemade french bread and I thought I was going to die. You can't chew it enough or take small enough bites for that one to go down.

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No matter how much you chew, I think soft breads reform once in the pouch to a consistency of play-dough and become a very effective cork. I even urped one up in the shape of a cork once!

eeewwww...sorry for the visual, but it's true!

Denise

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