brian10x

I had to re-schedule from last Monday because my blood sugar was 435. Mostly my fault because I stopped medication way too early. (I thought if a little time is good, a lot must be better)

I've been getting it down every day. Down to 360. I'm running out of time. I've called, faxed, emailed my doctor and any one in his sphere of influence. He doesn't work Fridays. He takes the day off to rape sheep or drop acid or something. They are trying to get a message to him.

He may not get back to me until Monday, and surgery is Wednesday!

You think he will shoot me up with insulin, or will it be too late by then?

I'm screwed, aren't I ?

I'm frankly surprised I'm not banned yet. Its coming soon I'm sure!!

Also, trying to get my doctor to increase my medication before surgery Wednesday. a*****e only works until noon, then he apparently drops acid and enjoys a round or two of ass sex and can't be reached. Until I'm almost f**king dead, that is.

This is probably my last post. The moderator put me on double-secret internet probation. I just got back, and I fear my salty language is going to get me a permanent kick in the taint. I just gotta be me, but I tend to melt a lot of snowflakes. Surgery postponed until this Wednesday because blood sugar too high. I'd ask for advice, but I'm about to get banned for life.

This is probably my last post. The moderator put me on double-secret internet probation. I just got back, and I fear my salty language is going to get me a permanent kick in the taint. I just gotta be me, but I tend to melt a lot of snowflakes. Surgery postponed until this Wednesday because blood sugar too high. I'd ask for advice, but I'm about to get banned for life.

This is probably my last post. The moderator put me on double-secret internet probation. I just got back, and I fear my salty language is going to get me a permanent kick in the taint. I just gotta be me, but I tend to melt a lot of snowflakes. Surgery postponed until this Wednesday because blood sugar too high. I'd ask for advice, but I'm about to get banned for life.

I'd love to see that!

This is probably my last post. The moderator put me on double-secret internet probation. I just got back, and I fear my salty language is going to get me a permanent kick in the taint. I just gotta be me, but I tend to melt a lot of snowflakes. Surgery postponed until this Wednesday because blood sugar too high. I'd ask for advice, but I'm about to get banned for life.

The best thing about women my age (yeah, opinion) is they know how to kiss. Takes a while to get really good at it.

Great! Now i have to service the plumbing again!

You ain't kidding girl.

That is such a relief to hear that. I need to keep tuned up since after I lose some weight I'm going after some hot middle-aged babes.

I hope you are right! I'd hate to have to explain to the doctor how I tore my stitches !

I go under the blade on the 27th. My orientation booklet says not to have strenuous sex for four weeks after surgery?

I usually masturbate furiously several times a week. This just won't work for me. I can't think straight unless I "clear the plumbing".

I wonder if there is something I can take to reduce my sex drive? Pictures of Nancy Pelosi maybe?

1 minute ago, epicdreams2020 said:

Brian,

Your post caught my attention. I can relate - 46 yo female and I finally decided I wanted to live long enough to see grandchildren, great-grandchildren, etc.

Well I'm 59, never married, and have an abnormally high sex drive. I'm going to lose 100 lbs and get my old job back in the adult film industry.

Don't judge me. I bring happiness to many.

9 minutes ago, James Marusek said:

Since you are getting closer to your surgery date, I thought it might be fitting to pass on a little advice.

After surgery remember to WALK, WALK, WALK. Around the clock every 2 hours. Most of the pain from surgery is really gas pain and walking relieves that. After surgery I felt so little pain that I refused all pain medicine. It was because I WALKED, WALKED, WALKED.

I had surgery in 2013 and this article summarizes my perception.

How_I_Survived_Bariatric_Surgery

I am 71 years old now and still kicking. Having the surgery was a major part of my continued living. Well off to the YMCA to swim a mile.

Great advice. This should also help with my diabetes related leg pain. Walking, and maybe some time on my stationary bike.

2 minutes ago, brian10x said:

I asked God, and he wants me here. Says, even though I'm working to be a better person, he's got to smooth out a few rough edges first.

Did I say a few? f**k!

I didn't add the ** in my reply. It must have been automatic. I assume the audience here is composed mostly of tender snowflakes, and the last thing I want to do is intrude on someone's safe space. Oh, Motherfacker!

11 hours ago, Sandra Nuelken said:

The doctor that did mine has another doctor present. So if he dozed off there was another. I had mine done at the end of July. The first surgery I had in 2005 to have a band put in scared the piss out of me, I had never had surgery before. Unfortunately, I've had several done now, you can worry, or just trust your judgment. I always say "let go, let God" it's in his hands and not mine. But the life I gained since surgery is just amazing and well worth all the worry in the world.

I asked God, and he wants me here. Says, even though I'm working to be a better person, he's got to smooth out a few rough edges first.

Did I say a few? f**k!

11 hours ago, JRT Mom said:

Is that the casket you picked? I figured you were more of a shroud guy...

ACTUALLY, I'm more of a "burn me and throw the ashes into the trash". After all, I'm gone, why waste resources?

Or I could die.

The Gila Bend Dairy Queen! Too bad I won't get to experience ice cream heaven again.

26 minutes ago, lisafrommassachusetts said:

I just found out (yesterday!) that I am having the surgery on Feb. 3, and started reading more posts and your posts made me really laugh. I am glad you are going first, and will be looking for reality based or at least reality adjacent updates. You know, if you live through it, I mean. I don't want to be haunted by you, I don't even know you!

In preparation, I've gone out and gotten new tattoos:

I'm actually developing a DIY liposuction apparatus. It uses a Dyson vacuum and a series of adapters, with a catch bucket for all the fat.

As an ex-auto mechanic, I got the idea after bleeding brakes one day.

I just got a spanking from the moderator (Not saying I don't enjoy a good spanking) so from here on in, I will not be using any colorful language.

8 hours ago, jubug09 said:

Live so far away rather

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I love so far away as well.

8 hours ago, jubug09 said:

Too bad you love so far away. I'd totally tell you to will your BDSM to me. Bwahaha! Btw I used to live in Gila bend. Tuscon was a nice place. Gila bend sucked big ones. Best of luck on your surgery!!

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I love exploring Gila bend. I dig abandoned places and weirdness. If I survive surgery, (Jan 27!!) I need to get back there.

Most of my postings are bullshit, BTW.