gone 4 ever

tsk tsk it is so much worse than Dr. Plain said it was. Do all of your personalities have the band or just you? Maybe the band is to tight?

Hudson, but the choice is ultimately yours

Listen Sybille. the meds the Dr. prescibed for your split personalities. really hon which one were you last night? Do you even know that one yet?

PJTP....I swear even in menopause I have pms cravings! I want a Frosty from Wendy's. That was a downfall of mine. I would stop everyday for about a week and get me 1. Every month for 2 yrs. about the time for Aunt Flo used to visit I would get the I will kill ya if I don't get a Frosty attitude. I am having an attack right now!:thumbup:

I had fun. Glad it wasn't a sleep over. I would have been up the proverbial creek without a paddle for being the first one to go to bed. Someone would have pulled something! NO wait! don't take my band! :tt2::thumbup: OK read my lips er...dentures, Don't listen to plain. he just wants to watch you sleep so he can take advantage of you! Noooo, that puts weight on you! yes, yes you may or Parrot Bay. They have more nutrients for you than water. It also uninhibits a person! Oh just get a grip and deal with it. If you follow all of my rules you will be fine! Remember I get all my info from Aunt Ethel and she is older than God so she Knows! Only if you eat them upside down with a aspirin stuck between your knees on a Thursday morning. Geesh didn't you listen at all? Read read read, That's what LBT is for! A+ PG oooppppps sorry I mean TPG (looking to make sure PG didn't hear me and come running!) he has the most awesome mullet! Better than Billy Rays! NO not McDreamy...his slutt puppy buddy McSteamy! such good friends to share wifey poo. Must be the modern band sex I keep hearing about. Where everyone shares thier hubbys and still are BFF ever! KC did you forget to take your meds again and see your counslor? I swear at this rate your 79 split personalaties will never combine into one. It is about me. I am the only sane one on here. Do ya think they could make a movie about us bored LB women and what we do in the middle of the night? I need to spruce up my trailer so's they can start filmin. I know who I want to play me! Joy from My Name Is Earl...She is my twin and thinks just like me..Ya dummy! So sorry TPG. I am playing Taps for you in my head. No not playing with Taps. The military taps! Y'all were busy posting after I went to bed. I have been reading since pg 16. This is pg 33. Didn't any one understand that when I went to bed y'all were supposed to stop posting? Y'all know all the info you gave after I went to bed was WRONG just WRONG! Aunt Ethel and I are the experts here. Not y'all. KC you really need your meds. Beth, I sent your brother back out to you, He is getting another sex change! I can't deal with it. He ...sob:crying: wants to become MJ! Oh the horror of it all!

Now I have the song "Why Can't We Be Friends" stuck in my head! Tap, I am so sorry your getting rain again. maybe put on a rain coat and boots and go play in the mud!:tt2: Singing in the rain. I'm singing in the rain. be like Fred Aster and dance in the rain.:laugh: I never did get to go fully asleep. I tossed and turned. My brain didn't want to shut down. But that is ok. I am now looking forward to the new grandbaby. Everyone have a blessed day. I am off to the new hangout!

well good night y'all

I understand. Been there and done that.

would it be ok if I eat a dagwood sandwich today?

nope no hairy butt crack. he is a hottie!

of course I didn't say where I turn him in at night

yep I did. I got one of those cute little ones that are pulled by people like a rigshaw. I got a hunk of an inmate to pull mine. He is free with the car. I turn him in at night. I won't have to ever pay for gas again

Use Raid Yard and Guard on the crabs. You won't get them anymore. It worked for my brothers friend Clint. He just had to go to ER and get treated for a few burns. But he never got them again.

I'll go with ya. after i finish giving myself a fill. Then maybe I will pb everything I try to drink and then I won't gain any weight.

at this rate we will surpass PJTP.:confused:

Goin down to the redneck bar in the ghetto. wanna come? No BMI of 65. Aunt Ethel says it's magic

you mean to tell me you talked to your Dr? Bbbbutt your not supposed to. it is against the law.

No MJ liked little eels.

You can't be superior. there is only room for 1 superior person here and it is me. Don't make me call PG on you.

SPRINGER, SPRINGER, wait a minute your husband is the mailman my husband was sleeping with! Now he's white trash?

Aunt Ethel told me I should be at goal weight in 2 weeks! This really is majic

Lets not get dirty up in here. talking about your sweet spot!

I think that was her name. She knows God personally. She told me so.

Uh? I wasn't told I needed anything after banding other than a Whoper on the way home.