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ACJordan

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  1. I'm 5 days post op and I am fairly hungry, especially when making food for the kids. I'm looking forward to Protein Shakes in 3 days!

    I'm also very, very gurgly since yesterday. It's like a second wave of gas is grumbling through me. My stomach will not quiet down! My kids find this hilarious. Me, not so much haha!

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    I too was very gurgly in the first several days but it does pass. My bowl movements were interesting too. The gas was so uncomfortable.


  2. My post op pain was horrific!! I couldn't imagine feeling better even though that's what my nurses told me. I stayed in the hospital an extra day in order to manage my pain. Laying down hurt, rolling over in bed was awful and trying to get out of bed I almost always needed help from a nurse. However, it does indeed improve. I am 10 days post op and I am sore of I bend too much and sometimes turning in bed will send a sharp pain straight through my abdomen. Hang in there!!


  3. I am 7 weeks postop and I have really bad acid reflux at night. I've noticed this especially happens after I eat chicken salad or egg salad or tuna salad or spicy fish (fished baked with red pepper). I drink liquid yogurt upon awakening in the morning to get rid of that feeling. I guess it's the Mayonnaise that could be the culprit but what are my other Protein options that taste decent?

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    Did you have the sleeve or RNY? Because I have a history with acid reflux, the sleeve was not a recommend option for me, not that I wanted it. I was told that heartburn and acid reflux can get worse with the sleeve and there are problems with erosion of the esophagus.


  4. I don't know about the drain however I can tell you that I was in horrible pain and my doctor wouldn't release me until my pain was under control. Take it slow getting in and out of bed, I know that's a killer. :-( My surgery was June 20 and although I still have some pain it's Nothing like it was when I was in the hospital. Hang in there. It does get better I promise. ~Aimée


  5. I started the process in January and had my surgery one week ago today! Lots of prerequisites from my insurance like psych evaluation, 4x nutrition appt. 2x physical therapy, endoscopy. Chest xray, EKG, bloodwork and 2 meetings with my surgeon. Plus, dietary and nursing seminars mandated by the hospital. Lots and lots but totally worth it.


  6. @@ACJordan I am 11 days post op and I think Im having the same thing. To the left of my belly button, down low. A sharp pain if trying to sit up, roll over, etc. sometimes takes your breath away and sometimes it seems it takes forever to ease up. My appt is Thurs so Im trying to make it till then. I have no incision there either.

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    Thanks for the response. Let me know what you find out please. My next appointment is July 8.


  7. If I don't show up at Panera on July 16, follow the trail of giant toothmarks along the highway back to Seattle. You may find me eating skyscrapers. I'll bet they crunch like chicken bones.

    Not coincidentally, I'm ready for an award for almost making it through another day surviving on freakin' liquids. I did some errands to get away from my kitchen. But did you know that office supply stores have mesmerizing food aisles? How about Petco - those frosted doggy treats look delicious, but I'd even settle for some kangaroo jerkey from the checkout temptations shelf.

    I'm not technically hungry, I know I know, but this sure feels like another crash diet and I am OVER IT already!

    So, the low-cal crankiness has apparently set in at my house. How are you guys doin'?

    Bwahahahahahaha! I'm with you! Today I stared at my husband while he was eating a turkey sandwich and kept asking him if it was good, what he put on it, and at the height of my weirdness, if I could smell it.

    I'm starting to feel like one of those vampire movies where the vampire has sworn off humans but is constantly around them. ;)

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    Haha. I smelled the pizza my kids ate tonight because it looked and smelled so good. Papa Murphys is the bomb!!


  8. Intro]

    Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.

    It is so big. [scoff]

    She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.

    But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff]

    They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?

    I mean, her butt, is just so big.

    I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!

    She's just so... black!

    [sir Mix-a-Lot]

    I like big butts and I can not lie

    You other brothers can't deny

    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

    And a round thing in your face

    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough

    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

    Deep in the jeans she's wearing

    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

    Oh baby, I wanna get with you

    And take your picture

    My homeboys tried to warn me

    But that butt you got makes me so horny

    Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

    You say you wanna get in my Benz?

    Well, use me, use me

    'Cause you ain't that average groupie

    I've seen them dancin'

    To hell with romancin'

    She's sweat, wet,

    Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

    I'm tired of magazines

    Sayin' flat butts are the thing

    Take the average black man and ask him that

    She gotta pack much back

    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)

    Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) shake it! (Shake it!)

    Shake that healthy butt!

    Baby got back!

    (LA face with Oakland booty)

    Baby got back!

    (LA face with Oakland booty)

    (LA face with Oakland booty)

    [sir Mix-a-Lot]

    I like 'em round, and big

    And when I'm throwin' a gig

    I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal

    Now here's my scandal

    I wanna get you home

    And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh

    I ain't talkin' bout Playboy

    'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

    I want 'em real thick and juicy

    So find that juicy double

    Mix-a-Lot's in trouble

    Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

    So I'm lookin' at rock videos

    Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes

    You can have them bimbos

    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

    A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya

    I won't cuss or hit ya

    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*

    Till the break of dawn

    Baby got it goin' on

    A lot of simps won't like this song

    'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it

    And I'd rather stay and play

    'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong

    And I'm down to get the friction on

    So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)

    If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)

    Then turn around! Stick it out!

    Even white boys got to shout

    Baby got back!

    Baby got back!

    Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.

    36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

    [sir Mix-a-Lot]

    So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda

    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

    My anaconda don't want none

    Unless you've got Buns, hun

    You can do side bends or sit-ups,

    But please don't lose that butt

    Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role

    And tell you that the butt ain't gold

    So they toss it and leave it

    And I pull up quick to retrieve it

    So Cosmo says you're fat

    Well I ain't down with that!

    'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'

    And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

    To the beanpole dames in the magazines:

    You ain't it, Miss Thing!

    Give me a sister, I can't resist her

    Red Beans and rice didn't miss her

    Some knucklehead tried to diss

    'Cause his girls are on my list

    He had game but he chose to hit 'em

    And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

    So ladies, if the butt is round,

    And you want a triple X throw down,

    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT

    And kick them nasty thoughts

    Baby got back!

    Baby got back!

    (Little in the middle but she got much back

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