highfunctioningfatman

X2! You do look great!

I've been losing for awhile. I can't wait to lose the boobs and belly! A man shouldn't have his own boobs...

I am so excited for you. I am going to Hawaii in February and I also plan to parasail. My husband does it on almost every vacation and I always acted like I didn't want to do it because I didn't want anyone to know I was over the weight limit! Have the best time!!! If you go to the big Island you have to go on a dolphin snorkeling trip in the ocean!

Kickin butt there! (Nice Santa pants)

I didn't think that I would see the term "Geriatric spidermonkey" in here. Love it Dub!

I agree with @theantichick. If a guy gets to the point of having sex with you and the skin is a bone killer than you didn't need that relationship anyway. Anyone worth a damn won't hesitate. Theantichick has a great point about making you feel better though, lingerie is nice! Honestly I enjoy the mystery of lingerie during sex. Completely naked is fine by me but some lace and high heels does more for me than just a birthday suit. I have a sneaking suspicion that your smile, attitude and simply how cute you are will overcome any issues that you are concerned about.

My stomach tightens up and feels like it is cramping.

Same problem over 3 months out. I mix Powerade Zero 50/50 with water.

A couple things that I love post op. 1. I just bought lunch at a local meat market/restaurant I asked for 2 ribs (they were about 4" long) she looked at me and said are you sure? They are really small. I said yeppers! 2. The rib meal is $7.95 with 3 ribs and a side. When you get just the ribs they sell by the pound. My lunch was $2.24 for delicious ribs. Happy fat man!

Nice!

Love it!

Yes. Surgery wasn't covered under my plan. I waited awhile and finally did it on my own when I started having weight related issues. I wish that I'd done it sooner. The other big bonus is that for anything here I have to use whichever lose surgeon is in my network of crappy doctors. In Mexico I had my choice of anyone who wanted my money.

I've never had a booty so it really surprised me when shortly after surgery my butt got boney. Apparently I did have somewhat of a butt after all.

I agree 100% the new picture rocks!

Congratulations! You are kicking butt!

I considered buying a Semi out in Yamhill a couple of years ago and I got to explore that whole area. I agree that it is a beautiful area. @@Montana Gal

Good luck!

Based on your previous posts and the above post I'm going to say that you want to work with a company located in Beaverton.

I definitely get good comments. I'm by no means where I want to be but I've always been confident so nothing has changed there.

This fat man on the left could snorkle! What I couldn't do was drown!

No pain here. I was off of the meds 4-6 hours after surgery. I had rolled into my side and felt like a fart in my back. I burped immediately after. I rolled on my other side and boom, once again burping. I kept doing this until I didn't burp. No gas problems whatsoever.

Lobster broth the day before and for my meal before my liquid diet I had 6 bacon wrapped shrimp.

If only I could convince someone at work to use that...

I have a friend and his wife that are quite overweight. He is 400+ and she looks like your second picture. I'm glad that I inspired him to lose some weight. He is trying hard! She on the other hand seems completely uninterested in trying. If she shows interest then I'm showing her this thread. You are doing AWESOME! By the way, you are also very cute.

About 3 seconds. So much easier being self pay! No headaches.