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Sleeve scheduled for 10/19- would you do it again?
highfunctioningfatman replied to jaylee9146's topic in Gastric Sleeve Surgery Forums
Would I do it again? Abso-freakin-lutely! -
Greek Yogurt IS Sour Cream!
highfunctioningfatman replied to jessgro610's topic in Tell Your Weight Loss Surgery Story
I've used Greek yogurt in place of a lot of different things and it works out quite well. Try it with lemon juice as a salad dressing, add lime and cilantro to put on cheese squares, in place of mayo for deviled eggs, I could go on but the point is get creative, it is fun! -
We are in our new open enrollment for our insurance. This is a copy of what I sent up the chain. We are a company of 15000+ employees, there is no reason why the company can't get better rates. Needless to say, I'm pissed.
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The problem is that you called it a date in your first sentence. If it isn't then don't dress up or doll up in any way. No date, no worries.
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Try reverse cowgirl. It is awesome for both parties!
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Halloween (can be healthy) Challenge - 10/3 through 10/31, 2016!
highfunctioningfatman replied to beyondgrief's topic in Gastric Sleeve Surgery Forums
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Ladies, please help!
highfunctioningfatman replied to hernewselfie's topic in General Weight Loss Surgery Discussions
@ She is doing much better. She has lost some of the peripheral vision in her left eye. Most likely it is permanent. She can drive again. Fortunately she is right eye dominant but she shoots with both eyes open and it has really messed with her shooting. She is quite upset about that. -
f**king freezing
highfunctioningfatman replied to higher's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
Thanks @@Sai! I just ordered my first pair of footed PJs since I was a little kid, butt flap and all! Those are cute as can be on a woman. Not so much on a man... -
Ladies, please help!
highfunctioningfatman replied to hernewselfie's topic in General Weight Loss Surgery Discussions
Yes I'm a dude. Sorry. My wife has hormone issues and there are times where we have to use lube and times that we don't. You should check with your doctor though because for my sweetie she actually had a pituitary gland issue due to a brain tumor. -
I did have my wife exclaim, it is bigger!
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You are way too eager!
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We try to do one special meal once per payday. My sweetie hit a home run! That is a bacon wrapped filet mignon and butterflied shrimp stuffed with cream cheese, lime juice, rosemary and then wrapped in bacon. Unfortunately 3 bites of steak was all that I could handle but those shrimp, oh those shrimp! Ahhh, happy fat man indeed! ????
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Being politically correct sucks!
highfunctioningfatman replied to highfunctioningfatman's topic in The Lounge
I do agree that Obamacare didn't create this mess. Insurance companies and corporate greed did. This is why we go to Mexico for surgery and why I can have a biopsy done on my dog for $250 and on my wife the cost is $15000 for essentially the same surgery. In my case it is a company that is out of touch with its indians. The Chiefs haven't been here in this company and they don't understand. I've been involved in multiple projects at the corporate HQ and they are extremely out of touch. -
You will find a partner and enjoy amazing sex... Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G890A using the BariatricPal App That should be on a fortune cookie!
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Being politically correct sucks!
highfunctioningfatman replied to highfunctioningfatman's topic in The Lounge
My feelings exactly. -
Being politically correct sucks!
highfunctioningfatman replied to highfunctioningfatman's topic in The Lounge
The politically correct part of this is explaining the situation without losing my job. -
Being politically correct sucks!
highfunctioningfatman replied to highfunctioningfatman's topic in The Lounge
It continues. This is from the head of HR. This is my response. -
THIS WEEK'S CONTEST: Guess my costume!
highfunctioningfatman replied to Diva Taunia's topic in General Weight Loss Surgery Discussions
A man can hope! -
Two yummy, healthy chicken recipes!
highfunctioningfatman replied to The New Kel's topic in Regular foods (stage 4)
I did something similar to #2 on the short puree diet. Unfortunately it had the lovely appearance of moist cat food and it really turned me off mentally. #1 looks great, I'll have to give it a shot. -
I was allowed lemon juice or vinegar. I was also encouraged to have a spoonful of Greek yogurt daily. I mixed the yogurt and lemon juice together and it was awesome!
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Things that go half-assed when Mom is recuperating.
highfunctioningfatman replied to siera63's topic in Tell Your Weight Loss Surgery Story
Hey now ladies! We all aren't that way! -
Halo Top ice cream
highfunctioningfatman replied to kris2100's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
I have to apologize to @kris2100. I had no intention of this going the way that it did. I had no desire to have this be bashing. I'm sorry for the way the thread headed. -
Nobody Thinks I Need Weight Loss Surgery
highfunctioningfatman replied to Tierra T Tij's topic in Mexico & Self-Pay Weight Loss Surgery
Don't worry about Mexico. No additional organs were harvested from me and we were treated like family. Better care there than anything we have received in the states. I'm more willing to go back there and have surgery than to get a flu shot here. -
One Week Post Op
highfunctioningfatman replied to KristenLe's topic in Tell Your Weight Loss Surgery Story
I recall going to Wally World on day 4 and being wiped out but on day 5 I did Wally World and Safeway like they were nothing. Eggs were ok but eggs with havarti cheese and green enchilada sauce was magical. I've had turkey chili a couple of times but I try to avoid the beans just to keep my carbs down. Once I get closer to my happy place i'll add beans back in. For me I know that carbs and sugars killed any diets that I had previously. It sounds like you are doing great! Keep up the good work! -
Single digit jeans...NSV
highfunctioningfatman replied to LisaMergs's topic in General Weight Loss Surgery Discussions
You sound about as excited as I was.to get into 34's! Keep up the good work!