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snclarno86

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    snclarno86 got a reaction from candykane88 in 12hrs to VSG Day!   
    I wish you the best of luck and a fast recovery. My lapband was the best thing I ever did for myself as well. Life changing
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    snclarno86 reacted to NoMoBand in revision more then a yr after removal?   
    First, 160 lost pounds is an enormous victory!! Congratulations! A couple of comments: 1. I also think you would do well with the sleeve, however, you really need to work on the food addiction first. With the addiction in place, the sleeve will eventually stretch leaving you with a bigger stomach and appetite and gaining weight again. 2. You are in a very bad place with your insurance with the "one bariatrics surgery per lifetime" policy. Not real sure if you would be able to fight this or not. You may need to look into either financing or Mexico or both. Good luck to you. Let us know what happens. jake
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    snclarno86 reacted to Nurse_Lenora in My body thinks it's funny!   
    Ok so I weighed this morning...
    Survey says....
    199.3 !!!
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    snclarno86 got a reaction from candykane88 in 12hrs to VSG Day!   
    I wish you the best of luck and a fast recovery. My lapband was the best thing I ever did for myself as well. Life changing
    Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App
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    snclarno86 reacted to Miss Mac in My body thinks it's funny!   
    Erma Bombeck was a satirical newspaper columnist who shared her views on love and living. This was one of her articles:

    Diet Totals 758 - Pound Loss

    I have dieted continuously for the last 2 decades and lost
    a total of 758 pounds. By all calculations, I should be
    hanging from a charm Bracelet.< /span>

    I have done a lot of kidding around with Weight Watchers,
    but it is the only organization in which I ever lost a
    great deal of weight. But I fought them. Every Tuesday
    morning, a group of us had to " weigh in " before the
    lecture. Our ritual was enough to boggle the imagination.
    We got together a check list of precautions before we
    actually stepped on the scale.

    Bathroom? Check. Water pill? Check. Have you removed
    underwear, wedding rings, nail polish? Check. Set aside
    shoes and earrings? Check. Are you wearing a summer
    dress beneath your winter coat? Check.

    The first week I stepped on the scale and my instructor
    said, " You have gained. " ( Next week, I cut my hair. )

    The next week, she said, " You have lost 8 ounces,but
    that is not enough. " ( I had the fillings in my teeth
    removed. )

    The third week, I had dropped a pound, but my instructor
    was still not pleased. ( I had my tonsils taken out. )

    Finally, she really chewed me out. She accused me of not
    sticking to the diet and not taking it seriously. That
    hurt.

    " I didn't want to tell you, " I said, " but I think I am
    pregnant. "

    " How far? " she said coldly, clicking her ballpoint pen
    to make a notation on my card.

    " Possibly 3 days, " I said.

    She glowered. " Any other excuses? "

    " Would you believe I have a cold and my head is swollen? "

    " No. "

    " How about I was celebrating the Buzzard's Return to
    Hinkley, Ohio and had butter on my popcorn? "

    She tapped her pen impatiently on the card and stared at
    me silently.

    " Lint in the navel? " I offered feebly.

    " How about first one to the trough? " she asked dryly.

    I learned quickly never to argue with a woman who had the
    scales on her side.

    I saw my old instructor the other day and she eyed me
    carefully and said, " When are you returning to class? "

    " As soon as I have my appendix removed, " I said
    returning her gaze.

    I'm not sure, but I think I heard her moan.
    ***************************************************************************
    Also, clean and trim your fingernails and toenails, pluck your eyebrows, and shave your body.
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    snclarno86 reacted to 4MRB4PHOTO in My body thinks it's funny!   
    Measure your weight after going to the bathroom, while fully undressed and wearing no jewelry.
    (This isn't a fetish of mine, I just want to see you reach 199.9 lbs or less today. )
    Keep up the great work.

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