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"Just" Paul

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Everything posted by "Just" Paul

  1. No, Strawarts... not porn. Get your mind out of the gutter!:heh:
  2. I've gotten several acting auditions from it.
  3. By my 1 year bandiversary (november) I will be at my final weight. It may niot be the goal I originally intended, but I think that number was too low anyway, so, by XMAS I am at goal! BTW, this weeken, Saturday was shopping for new duds, and Sunday, I relaxed and made sauce. If anyone out there is Italian, they understand that this is a whole day process!
  4. Regrets... yep, that I didn't get it done earlier. It is the best thing I ever did for myself.
  5. Ask your doc, but I would say NO. Even though you may be into solid foods, you are supposed to move into them GRADUALLY. A hot dog, would be pretty far down the list. Follow your doc's instructions.
  6. Telly is right. People need to stop repeating themselves... Annoying yet?
  7. Telly is right. People need to stop repeating themselves..
  8. Telly is right. People need to stop repeating themselves.
  9. Boy, I gotta tell ya, I am glad the exam for testicular cancer is not like a mammorgram. Imagine them squishing the boys like that... Hooooooo... Scary:omg: I'm a gettin sympathy pain thinking about it. Now, nut squishing should kill a thread.
  10. FUNNY!!! You're back!!! Good to hear from ya. Sorry things are so hectic, but they will eventually clam down. Welcome to the two's!
  11. If you don't want to mess it up, then why defy the doc's orders? Do what he tells ya, he is doing it for a reason. Don't make up your own rules. Just my 2 cents.
  12. Oh My... Now that was cold... real cold...
  13. Guys LOVE redheads! Also, Blondes, Brunettes, Raven haired, bald, blue, pink...:heh:
  14. I still think it is because they are Mexicans.:heh:
  15. Have a great time! I'll be plotting my revenge while you are away!:heh: Enjoy.
  16. I hate to admit it... I don't have an ipod. Does that make me a dork?:omg:
  17. Rose, You look great! Get used to that attention... you're gonna get more and more of it! Personally, I'm too hot for my own good.:heh:
  18. Great to hear it! Hope this is the magic one for ya!:clap2:
  19. It's called a joke. Try one sometime, you might learn to lighten the heck up. I mean, how can there be no humor at all in a thread called GREEN STOOL... Comeon! Geez. Gimme a break.
  20. Don't ASK for a specific fill amount. Do it based on restriction. My doc gives me a drink, and allows me to keep drinking until it feels uncomfortable, then he pulls back until it is. I don't even know the number until he is done. The number means crap, the restriction is what is important. Stop thinking in terms of numbers... think restriction.
  21. I flew weighing 371. Wasn't comfy, but I flew. Needed a seatbelt extender, ask for this when boarding, and the attendant will bring it to you ASAP after the doors close.
  22. OK... OK... I go away for a few hours and this happens?!?!? I'll P'get you P'nut for P'doing the P'icture of me... Now, to plan the devious conter attack... and she'll be gone all weekend too! Hmmmmm..... Bring it on Biotch (Telly, I'm still not sure if I am using this right, and it sounds stupid when I say it aloud... people keep walking by my office and staring...) This means WAR! heh heh heh Does the threat of war kill the thread?

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