"Just" Paul

I'm starting a new religion. I am Cathnostic. That means I was raised Catholic, but don't really go anymore. I believe in God, but not church, and I DO question the bible, but understand it's intent! I'd invite you to our services, but we don't have any. You're welcome to join though! I am also starting my own political party.. Democricans or republicrats, I haven't decided on which one to use. Our slogan is that we are Conservo-liberal! Let's lighten up... been too serious here lately. This place should be fun!

Congrats all, have a great weekend, P'nut and Dawg... the Dawgster will be fine! For an NSV, I'm gonna go clothes shopping this weekend. I'm down to a Large shirt (from xxxl), and 36 pants (from 58), so I need some NEW CLOTHES! I'm getting pretty close to goal, and doubt my shirt size will decrease, and may at most go down one more pants size, so this time I can buy some REAL clothes, not discount stuff to keep the price low during transition. Wish me luck, shopping at REGULAR stores... no more big men's shops for me! BTW, isn't Mo doing great without a band! Heck, she'd be doing great if she had one too, but it takes a lot extra without, and she is setting an example for all of us banded folks... it is all about discipline and hard work!

Hast thou no mercy, milady, for thine most humbled servant? I'd say I'd wash your hair to make up for it... but...:heh: As Britney Spears would say,... OOPS, I did it again! Just kidding. NO MORE JOKES AT TELLY"S EXPENSE. (at least for the next several minutes)

Mo... You'll break it! Have faith and keep workin! I thought I'd never break 220, and lo and behold, it happened. You'll get there, sooner than you think!

Watch OUT :rant: or I'll have to take you out behind the barn for a good old-fashioned a$$ whoopin! Biotch! (Telly, did I use the word right?). :boxing:

Oh, thank God! You think I have a hairy ass and Not cute... HEY:eek: ... I can't win in this conversation!:faint:

Are you callin' me a Mactal? Them's fightin' words!:fencing: :boxing:

I gotta agree... ewww, yeah I think it classifies you as a weirdo. But I thought you said I was cute too, then that means... AWWWWWWW.... dammit!:confused:

Here are the details on it... http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/family.asp

It's actually a piece of sculpture and... SLAP..... OUCH! SLAP..... OUCH! Oh, this is getting crazy! I keep turning the other cheek... get it? Well, it's funny to me.:confused:

I bow down before Telly and beg for her most fervent forgiveness. Thou hast been offended by mine own tongue! Shalt I pluck it out for thee milady, or shalt I be given over to be flogged or placed into the Iron Maiden? Perhaps it is the rack then for me, Mistress Telly. Oh, please give me mercy and allow me a quick passing!

I've been called worse. Actually, all of YOU have called me worse... and I'm being nice to ya... HEY?!!?!?!?:confused:

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino. If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be: EllaVader

What hair?:whoo: :whoo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA Was that mean?:think

That reminds me of a bad joke... Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first bird. Why did the third bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

It is definitely smiling. What does that mean?:confused:

Is it just me... or is it smiling?

Sure tasted good. Damn, that lady could cook. Of course, it is another reason I was 371... damn Italian grandmas!:confused:

I don't know what is crackalackin... But my grandma used to make cracklins! She'd trim the fat off the pork chops, and chop it into little pieces, then fry those up in a pan. She'd use the grease and the cracklins to flavor some nice greens, or greens and potatoes, or green Beans. As a kid, we'd always try to steal and eat the cracklins before she used them all to cook, they were salty and crunchy... and I think large contributers to all the heart attacks in that family! How's that for details?

Not a problem, I've gotten used to it over time.

You are right about those blueberries. A pint of them tried to mug me in front of costco last weekend. Damn blueberries.:confused:

We need to add gills to your avatar!

Paul..... need...... morning...... coffee......no......function......without.....coffee..... Yeah, I still have it. My doc has no objections on much of anything, unless you overdo it. I have a 24oz cup from a convenience store on my way to work everyday. Bengal Trader, is what they call it, Breakfast blend. With Splenda and skim milk.... yummy!

Yeah, with your height, the legroom would be an issue. Try to get the seat at the emergency exit, they always have extra legroom in that spot.

Flying monkeys...